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Review of Jigsaw (2017)
Best thing: There were so many points in this film where I was made to really squirm in my seat. My favourite example.is where the camera shows a point of view shot of someone as they reach down to pick something up. It's wonderfully effective.
Worst thing: All Saw films essentially have two plots going on at once: The 'game' Jigsaw's victims are forced to play on one hand and the detectives and medical staff investigating, on the other. By the second half, everyone involved in the investigation starts acting really suspicious. My biggest issue being, if you think someone who works in the morgue might be connected to the killer.... you should have someone ELSE do the autopsy in order to demonstrate an alternative suspect's guilt. Seriously, follow proper police procedure guys!
A good friend of mine loves the Saw movies and encouraged me to watch every single last one of them.
Annoyingly enough, the first one struck me as an inferior imitation of the movie “Seven” (serial killer sets up intricate deaths to shame the victims) and then I felt that even in the sequels where the Jigsaw 'game' section was good, the movies were still spoilt by the focus on the parallel detective storyline.
And Costas Mandeloy made for the most disappointing protégé for Jigsaw imaginable. Whenever he was in a room of people discussing who might be responsible for the latest deaths, he'd look ridiculously guilty. It's like they still wouldn't notice a murderer if they saw Hannibal Lecter covered in blood and making his trademark 'nice chianti' hissing noise. Mandeloy always acted evil and suspicious no matter what context he was in and it was always bizarre when none of the police staff seemed to notice.
I was reassured by the promise that this new movie would bypass or simplify the convoluted and increasingly disappointing plotting of the previous films. But the bigger reason to be hopeful was the choice of director.
None of the sequels have been directed by anyone known for much outside of that series. (I suppose there will be fans of “Repo! The Genetic Opera” out there and anyone seen “Jessabelle” with Sarah Snook? That’s about the extent of it.) Even in the case of the first film, James Wan's film career has been quite inconsistent to say the least. But the Spierig Brothers have three pretty great films in their filmography already. Undead, a sporadically funny but wholly entertaining horror comedy featuring both zombies and aliens. Daybreakers, a remarkably effective thriller about a world of vampires where human blood is a depleting resource. Finally, Predestination, a Robert A. Heinlein adaptation featuring a unique take on time travel.
In my view, the Spierig Brothers have delivered. We have a straightforward set of traps where tension is built up effectively. Admittedly, the detective section is still the weaker element, but it's still done pretty effectively. However, the 'game' is where the film really delivers. The game area is pretty well-lit without compromising the sense of being trapped.
This film series hasn't featured enough of the Jigsaw doll on a unicycle, so this film milks the arrival of the doll for all it's worth showing close ups of its little fake legs pushing the pedals to move it slowly along.
The requirements of the traps regularly had me squirming but they don't really go over-blown. We are told that all the best games are simple and I think they were right to take that approach.
I'm pleased to see that this is a Saw movie that can act as a stand alone film without requiring you to already know the prior continuity. If I were to suggest a set of the best Saw films I'd suggest Saw, Saw II, Saw VI and Jigsaw. But during Saw VI the indictment of American healthcare insurance is regularly interrupted by the convoluted side-plot involving thd detectives. Frankly, Jigsaw is the only Saw movie I'd actually recommend and the original Saw is good enough (mainly because of Danny Glover) to make it worth watching for context.
I'm tempted to give this film an A simply because of how much more satisfying I found it than the rest of the series, but I think that's going a bit overboard. This doesn't make a massive leap but I think the main audience would feel slighted if this completely abandoned the formula. It needed to be recognisably a Saw film. Nevertheless, I found Jigsaw to be a very satisfying horror film and worth a watch even if you haven't been following the Saw franchise.
Review of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
Best thing: The return of Iain Glen was pretty great to see, but only because Wesker had been an absolutely awful villain for the last two films. The way he's used doesn't really feel consistent with prior films, but hey, whatever excuse you need to bring him back...
Worst thing: I heard there were issues with the way the film was cut, but I wasn't convinced that it could be that bad... It really is that bad. I can barely tell what is happening in half the action sequences and often the camera doesn't focus on any action long enough for me to enjoy it.
Discussing a movie series, particularly when focusing on the concluding chapter of that series, I think I'm going to have to presume you have seen at least the previous sequel already.
To recap the last film (Resident Evil: Retribution), Wesker reveals that he has turned on Umbrella (and that's why he's working with a special agent: the iconic game character Ada Wong). They help Alice escape from the facility where the Red Queen and take her to The White House. Wesker, who has some kind of super speed power, rushes over to Alice and injects her. He tells her that he has given her back her superpowers. We even see footage of her bloodstream, watching the creatures previously injected to repress her powers dying off, confirming that Wesker is telling the truth. Wesker finally tells them they will need to fight to save humanity.
So in the beginning of this film the White House has blown up, Wesker is back in control in an Umbrella facility and the Red Queen informs us that Wesker betrayed her and only pretended to give her back her powers.
So naturally I don't believe this for a moment. I saw that the injection works. I remember that the Red Queen wants everyone dead and I remember that Wesker rescued Alice from the Red Queen so that they could defeat the Red Queen together.
So naturally my thoughts were that Wesker must be trying to fool Umbrella into thinking he is not about to betray them and blowing up the White House and seemingly leaving Milla Jovovich for dead was a ruse to allow him to convince Umbrella he is still on their side.
When Red Queen talks to Alice, she tells Alice that they need to release an anti-virus that will destroy everything infected with the T-virus. Now let's not forget that besides monsters and zombies the main people we know to be infected with the virus are Alice and Wesker. Since my first instinct is to mistrust the Red Queen (since she was the clear villain in the previous film) I figure that Wesker and Alice are probably still working together against her.
As you've probably guessed, I was over thinking things. When the big reveals are made at the end, my neat little explanation for why the beginning of this film does not seem to tie sensibly with the previous entry in the series turned out to be completely mistaken.
It's nice that we finally get an explanation of the Umbrella Company master plan that makes sense but, apart from that, this is amongst the dumbest movies in this franchise and the reason for the massive retcons is unclear.
What's more annoying than anything else is that I would happily enjoy this as a fun ridiculous non-sensical bombastic finale to this ridiculous action movie franchise... if only I could see the action sequences properly! The action sequences are quick cut to pieces and that just made it impossible for me to enjoy.
Someone will probably reboot this series. Considering that my clear favourite of the series was directed by Robert Mulcahy, it's not hard to imagine that taking this out of Paul WS Anderson's hands will only make Resident Evil better. But frankly this finale is not a high point for a movie series that generally required lowered expectations at the best of times anyway.
Review of Another Man's Poison (1951)
Best thing: The on screen chemistry between Bette Davis and Gary Merrill (we're not talking about romantic chemistry by the way) is excellent. Their interactions are the best parts of the film.
Worst thing: A major part of the film relies on us buying into Bette Davis stealing the fiancé away from her young secretary. The problem is that, while Bette Davis might not be that much past her prime here, she's not an easy sell as a knockout by this stage, particularly since her outfits are always quite conservative.
After being blown away by The Nanny, I was keen to check out another horror film with Bette Davis.
Frankly it ends up being a pretty average thriller by the end. I enjoyed it for the most part, but the ending wasn't really terribly smart. In a film which relies on building up tension, that's a bigger issue for this film.
Bette Davis is great and so are several of her co-stars, particularly ACTOR'S NAME and for the first half I was pretty gripped as the mystery unfolded. But in the second half, there isn't much of a mystery left.
It's fine, but personally I was a bit let down.
Review of The Burning (1981)
Best thing: Most slashers go for one death at a time, but there's one scene in The Burning that really goes for an out and out massacre. We don't see the killer but we certainly see the carnage. Very well handled.
Worst thing: There is no logic to the killer's attacks. He's upset with some boys who burnt him in a prank, yet nearly all his victims are women! Quite often in revenge slashers there's a sense that the victims who get picked off first are often the ones who (in the killer's eyes at least) deserve it. Not so much here....
The Burning shares the low budget and the rough edges that characterise a typical 80s slasher movie.
While certainly inspired by Friday 13th I don't think it would be fair to call it a rip off since, if anything, Friday the 13th part 2 stole some ideas from The Burning. Let's not forget that Friday the 13th did not feature someone taking revenge for what was done to him as a child. And perhaps more importantly the style seems to be closer to Friday the 13th part 2 than it is to the original Friday the 13th film. There's even a bit of a rebellious female character who turns out to be in a relationship with the guy in charge of the camp. That's quite a specific similarity.
It's also cool to see that this is the slasher from which Final Girls took its in-movie backstory. (Final Girls is a fun horror-comedy/spoof that lampoons slasher movies.) I suppose the title should have made it obvious, but somehow I wasn't expecting that.
The Burning has all the trashiness of a typical 80s slasher. I'd say it wasn't a more refined slasher like Black Christmas and certainly not like Hooper's Texas Chain Saw Massacre (or Psycho). Recognising that this is a trashy slasher film with the limited depth and limited acting quality that comes with that, this still remains one of the better slasher movies and I had a real blast.
Satisfying kills, runs at a good pace and features character interactions between the potential victims that I found properly engaging. In spite of having already seen a number of eighties slashers now like April Fool's Day, Silent Night Deadly Night, Christmas Evil, Pieces, Maniac, Nightmares In A Damaged Brain, Driller Killer and all the Friday 13th films, I felt this was surprisingly successful in ramping up tension. If you want a good typical slasher, The Burning is a pretty great choice, even if it doesn't break the mould.
Review of Ed Wood (1995)
Best thing: Martin Landau as Bella Lugosi, performing his lines about how he will create a race of atomic supermen like a true thespian.
Worst thing: While Depp is doing the kind of over the top performance that audiences seem to be annoyed by these days, it generally works pretty well here. The performance I'm more concerned about is from Bill Murray. Why does Murray come across as so flat here?
I've never got along with Tim Burton movies. He kept releasing films with fantastic premises and great visuals that nevertheless consistently disappointed me.
Edward Scissorhands left me cold and the sappy ending was cheesy as hell ("I was that little girl!"). Beetlejuice mostly left me scratching my head. Even Batman had its slow moments. (And "Nightmare Before Christmas" isn't a Burton film, it's a Henry Selick film.)
So when I was told that Ed Wood was the best Tim Burton movie I still wasn't convinced that I would enjoy it. I was so wrong. This is the only Tim Burton that I absolutely love. It's such a wonderful depiction of the friendship between Ed Wood and Bela Lugosi.
Funny, moving, well performed and generally just an utter delight. Even if you are a Burton denier like me, you should still give this a go.
Review of The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
Best thing: Father and son talking about the autopsy process (which makes up most of first half) is quite interesting, with great on screen chemistry between the two actors.
Worst thing: The entire second half turns into a cheesy jump scare fest. While this isn't technically a ghost story it still has that old ridiculous ghost movie trope: Being dead gives you superpowers!
I absolutely loved “Troll Hunter” so, despite all indications being that “The Autopsy of Jane Doe” would not be the sort of film I'd enjoy, I found myself excited anyway. For me this wasn't going to be a film about a 'haunted' autopsy room. This was the latest film from André Øvredal and anything could happen...
The first half set up a lot of clues and I was really excited to see how the mystery would be resolved. With the father emphasising the need to be scientific and methodical, I wondered how they'd handle this seemingly supernatural phenomena.
Sadly, when answers come in the third act, it turns out that there wasn't really much mystery to unfold. The dead body is supernatural. Why does the body have damage inside while being unblemished on the outside (the mystery set up right at the beginning)? Well, not to be too specific, the answer is basically magic.
The turning point in the film at the mid point involves all the lights in the autopsy room shattering. I hate when there aren't proper rules for a supernatural entity. If the 'ghost' can make the lights smash with no explanation, it potentially could pretty much do anything and that means that it could kill off the protagonists whenever it wants. (Yes, I know it's NOT a ghost, but these are clear ghost story tropes).
I'll note that in Evil Dead 2, the deadites can do whatever they want because they are clearly toying with the protagonist.
It's actually ridiculous how lazy the film becomes in the second half. All the typical creepy noises are put into effect, we get that typical generic horror movie score and we have quick cuts so that we aren't sure exactly what is attacking our protagonists. The film goes from being an interesting introduction to a father and son working in a morgue, to a boring ten-a-penny straight off the assembly line, disposable horror flick. What a disappointment!
Review of The Girl On The Train (2016)
Best thing: Emily Blunt is excellent in the lead role and keeps you on her side in spite of some quite shameless behaviour from her at times. The central premise of the film is that she is essentially stalking a couple, albeit from her train window, but Blunt’s performance somehow pulled me into that story.
Worst thing: The mystery unfolds pretty slowly and it's not always clear why we should care. 'The girl I'm stalking is cheating on her boyfriend. That's terrible.' Yeah, okay psycho. In the movie "Julia", Tilda Swinton similarly played an alcoholic anti-hero, but she had a much more interesting story to go with her performance.
Watching this film I struggled to see why it had received such a lacklustre response, but as the story unfolded the issue became rather clearer.
The Girl On The Train is well directed, it's well acted and the way it gradually unfolds is mysterious. Nevertheless, it's actually a pretty dull story.
Serious credit should be given to the filmmaker who milks every dramatic and tense moment. Unfortunately it's not enough to make up for the content. I'm inclined to blame it on the book. I think its possible that this novel simply isn't suited to the screen.
I think comparisons to Gone Girl are reasonable. It's a slowly unfolding dark story about relationships. But while Gone Girl had an intense and unexpected final act. The third act of The Girl On The Train does not really feature much of a payoff and the 'twist' isn't that much of a revelation.
Also, and I can't speak for anyone else, but I found the focus on the desire to have children didn't ring true to me. All three central women in the film seem fixated on their attitude towards having children. Sure, it's possible, but at some points that fixation seems to be expected to be a source of tension in the film. I guess if you are adapting this story, you get your dramatic tension wherever you can.
The Girl On The Train is well structured and perfectly adequate film. The story didn't really interest me that much, but I can't say I had a bad time watching it. I probably wouldn't ever watch this again but, for what it is, I'd say it was good. Not great, just good.
Watch for Emily Blunt, but don't expect much payoff at the end of the story. It all wraps up very neatly but the revelations won't blow you away.
Review of Beasts Of No Nation (2015)
Best thing: Naturally Idris Elba is the best thing, but what I especially liked about his performance is the way he often comes across like a father to the child soldiers. This made clear why our protagonist would want to join this group and would actually become a loyal child soldier committed to the cause.
Worst thing: Beasts of No Nation is way too long. There are a lot of lingering moments that dwell on the misery and frankly it didn't need to dwell so much. I can tell the situation is horrible and what I really needed was an engaging story. I have no problem with long films, so long as the pacing of the story makes it less obvious while you are watching. Here, the extreme length was painfully obvious.
I think anyone could have guessed that this would be a well-shot film with great performances (particularly from Idris but also from the child actors), but that it would also be miserable and ponderously slow-paced.
Well done. You were right. Now give this movie a miss and watch Johnny Mad Dog instead....
Review of Rings (2017)
Note: Not to be confused with the 2005 promotional short film released just before the American “The Ring Two”.
Best thing: Doesn't the 'ring' of people watching the tape and passing it on, parallel the typical cycle of life and death? Might someone try to defend against being shown Sadako's killer visions by blinding themselves? In such a maligned film it was a surprise to see these subtle new ideas raised, even if they aren't actually explored properly in the end.
Worst thing: The ending of a movie matters a lot. While you can accept some common themes across a movie series, sequels need to either start with something new or build to something new. Rings essentially builds to: “We're rebooting the movie series guys!” Promising a follow-up that most likely won’t be coming any time soon. If you saw the trailer, you know how this movie ends. You won't understand why unless you watch because, heck, how could THAT be the final reveal? - The ending is really THAT disappointing.
I'd heard bad things about this film, but in a movie series where I have now seen nearly every single entry, including the Sadako 3D movies, it's easier to be a bit more forgiving.
Basically, Rings becomes less interesting the more it progresses. It starts with a professor experimenting with his own students' lives to study the connection between the effect of the video clip (not a video tape any more).
Quite early on we get a full on reveal of Samara with a really cool version of the Samara-attack effects with water flooding out of a television screen.
Eventually we are promised a real change in this series. The video clip belonging to the female protagonist has corrupted. The file can't be copied and it has extra visions included in it.
Sadly what follows is basically a redo of the original The Ring, only with the payoff where Sadako shows just how horrifying she is having already been done (which perhaps made it inevitable that the ending would disappoint).
It perhaps shouldn't be surprising to hear that a review of a sequel may involve discussion of plot details from the first film in the series. But, in any case, SPOILER WARNING FOR "THE RING"....
The extra visions in the new distorted video give a whole new line of enquiry for a mystery to unfold. While there are differences between the Japanese and American versions of the first film, the basic structure is pretty much identical. So we can see that what then unfolds follows that structure quite closely.
The visions provide different clues. The protagonists follow those clues to uncover the story of Samara (or Sadako in Japan). Samara seems to have been mistreated and the protagonists try to find a way to resolve that for her. And here is where the real spoiler comes in: Samara doesn't care about having her issues resolved. She is projecting her hatred from the well where she was trapped and all she wants is for you to die. If you can pass the curse onto someone else that's fine, but failing that, Samara has no reason or mercy.
The mystery unfolded more clearly here than in the American version of "The Ring". The clues are a bit more specific. In "The Ring" there's a vision of a ladder because there was a long ladder up to the place where Samara slept. A horse becomes very distressed possibly in connection with large numbers of horses living near where she lives. In "Rings" pretty much every vision seems to be a necessary clue.
The attempt to resolve issues for Samara in "Rings" is actually pretty solid, but it's not terribly exciting in the way it is portrayed. I actually wonder whether this isn't the part of the film cut and/or re-shot. In the trailer, Vincent D'Onofrio helps to explain the mark that Samara leaves on the female protagonist's arm, suggesting that he might have indicated where the filmmakers were planning to take the series next. I suspect the problem is that nobody wants to try to use the follow up novels to the original source material. I've seen Spiral (Rasen) and, however well it works as a novel, it just came off as ridiculous nonsense.
It's from the Spiral storyline, however, that all the sequels (barring perhaps Sadako 3D) take their theme of Sadako/Samara attempting to be reborn. It's just that the novels wanted to characterise this as Sadako transferring her genetic code and somehow becoming a fully grown adult super quick so she can seduce someone. (It's been a while, so I may be misremembering, but I think Sadako was also trying to have an evil baby.)
In any case, if there were any daring forays into the more wacky elements from this source material, then it must have all been rejected since the final result is a very humdrum ending that feels more like a tease for a further sequel that is unlikely to ever be released.
But in spite of all the negative feedback I think this had potential and I actually preferred it to the first American remake that has always struck me as a dull jump scare fest.
(I am never going to stop harping on about this because it is my go-to example of 'dumbest jump scare ever' but The Ring features the 'milipede in an envelope' jump scare. Whenever you write a review saying that the American version of Ring is better than the original, an angel loses its wings. Stop doing it, okay!)
Review of The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
Best thing: It's great going back to films like Fargo and The Man Who Wasn't There, where the humour originally felt out of place. Now that I can see that all Coen Brothers movies are black comedies, this dark nihilistic tragedy is hilarious. My favourite bit? Probably: "We're not late. We're-on-time Ed!"
Worst thing: This isn't necessarily a big problem, but I've never really understood the significance of the UFO towards the end.Just a wonderful black comedy (and nobody does black comedy like the Coens). Billy Bob Thornton knocks it out of the park as a quiet empty man whose attempts to make something of his life cause all hell to break loose.
Like with the Coen Brothers' later film "A Serious Man", there's a sense that the world is absurd and unfair. Yet while the protagonist of "A Serious Man" was distressed by the way his life is out of control, Billy Bob Thornton remains cold and stoic no matter what is thrown at him.
I suppose Billy Bob Thornton is expressing the same cold stoicism of a noir movie detective, only as someone who already knows the case better than anyone else rather than as someone trying to solve the case.
Definitely one of my many favourites in the Coen Brothers' filmography.
Review of Blow Out (1981)
Best thing: The way the film returns again and again to its main set of clues: the recording made by our sound technician protagonist, played by John Travolta. It's very stylish and creative, the way the film explores that aspect.
Worst thing: The scene where they show Travolta working with recording apparatus for undercover police, the setup felt unconvincing to me. If someone is working undercover, running in to meet then is going to be the worst thing you can do. If you blow their cover, the criminals may well kill the both of you.
Such a fantastic thriller and definitely a major highlight in John Travolta's career.
Blow out has a neat premise. A sound technician recording sounds for a horror movie goes out late at night to record sound effects to use on the film. While still recording, he sees a car accident where a car goes off the road and into the water. After saving a woman from the wreckage, he is asked not to talk to the press, but when the incident makes the news anyway, Travolta's character realises something is very wrong.
The theme of the film seems to be that the powerful step on the weak. This is a story about exploitation and corruption. Which makes it all the more annoying when the film seems to try to excuse the conspirators.
We're told that the conspirators are somehow shocked by what is happening as much as we are, which seems inconsistent to me. Perhaps it's a realistic inconsistency for powerful men to want terrible things but don't want to hear about the blood on their hands, but nevertheless the film seemed to be trying to let the conspirators off the hook and that's an annoying compromise in an otherwise uncompromisingly dark thriller.
The downer ending is powerful and i absolutely love it, even if it's a bit of a drag. This is a film that has always stuck with me and it was a real pleasure to revisit.
Review of Before I Go To Sleep (2014)
Best thing: Colin Firth is always great and the way he seems both a little sinister and yet also utterly charming and harmless at the same time works really well. Mark Strong has a similar ambiguity in his performance.
Worst thing: Not everything makes sense by the end. Whether you enjoy the film or not, it must be admitted that the plot is a little preposterous.
I guess 14 years was enough time to justify a new take on the amnesiac condition explored in Nolan's "Memento". A woman wakes up to be told that she cannot make new memories and that she is married. She then gets a call from a doctor, of whom her husband is unaware, who reveals that she has a camera with a series of self-dictated videos stored on it.
As the story unfolds the question is, which of these men can she trust? She doesn't remember the doctor, but she doesn't remember the husband either. It's actually quite difficult to fully be convinced by this set up.
If she was married before the attack surely she should remember her husband. If she couldn't make new memories when she was married, wouldn't she be too vulnerable for a commitment like that? After all, by the day of the wedding she wouldn't remember any of their wedding plans.
Actually we do have an explanation for this but, like I say, the film doesn't do a great job convincing the audience with its dialogue. What really helps pull the audience in is the awesome performances. Colin Firth in particular, absolutely knocks it out of the park.
Overall this is pretty straightforward solid drama. I had a lot of fun. And the performances definitely elevate the material.
Review of Judgment Night (1993)
Best thing: The extent to which the protagonists seem trapped in a crime-ridden underworld is almost surreal at times. At one point they are on a late night bus route and the bus absolutely refuses to stop for them. It's like they are locked out of the world they come from and trapped in a nightmarish lower class world of dark streets, abandoned buildings, council flats and street gangs. Michael Leary seems less like a gang leader and more like a monster that preys on the weak.
Worst thing: The decision to try to sell us on Emilio Estevez as some kind of badass.
A kind of horror film that practically turns into urban fantasy. A group of friends find themselves in the wrong part of town and help a man they believe they hit with they hit with the car. When it turns out that he is running away from some creepy figures from some kind of powerful organised crime gang things start to get seriously hairy for our band of unfortunate bystanders.
The protagonists find themselves seemingly trapped in the dingy under-belly of the city and when their lives are on the line it tests their friendships and their personal integrity.
Much better first half than second half, but the main two figures of the gang are seriously creepy. Overall I found this to be fun, but I remembered it being better.
Review of Blood Simple (1984)
Best thing: M. Emmet Walsh as the cynical tactless private eye is really great and must be my favourite character here.
Worst thing: While wonderfully put together, this lacks the humour of later Coen Brothers. It's a little irritating that I can see how the misunderstandings between the characters COULD have been played for comedy, whereas here I'm just frustratedly shouting at the characters to, please, communicate with one another.
Blood Simple is an odd duck in the Coen Brothers filmography. There are plenty of films in their filmography where the comedy is harder to recognise. After all, even in their dark-as-hell Oscar winner No Country For Old Men there are still some comedy moments such as when a potential victim is simply confused while the villain explains that he is deciding his fate in a coin toss. But in no Coen Brothers film is the comedy so difficult to recognise as in Blood Simple.
There's almost a farcical aspect in the way some characters make assumptions about the other characters' intentions. But the film never plays this for laughs. It seems more like this aspect is supposed to be creepy. Almost like we are being encouraged to second guess even elements that have been clearly spelled out. The Coen Brothers always love playing with their audience's perception and they would only get better at this.
Frankly "Blood Simple" is an interesting debut, but it's not as much of a must-watch as most Coen Brothers movies. It's a bit slow and arguably a bit dull. But it's also very well put together with some great performances. It's jusy unusual to have a Coen Brothers film that is solid rather than brilliant.
Review of Ghost In The Shell (2017)
Best thing: While pointing to the gorgeous visuals might seem like a bad sign, I could easily point to Scarlett Johansson's performance or even how badass Takeshi Kitano is as Daisuke Aramaki. But yes, the way the director brings these scenes from the original movie to life is absolutely wonderful. This film works as both a prequel and an homage, which might make it difficult of they were deciding what original visuals to put into a sequel (so I guess it's a relief to the filmmakers that, from what I hear, they won't have to make that decision). Even some new visuals, like Major sending her consciousness into a hacked mind for clues, are really impressive.
Worst thing: The central mystery isn't really all that complex, particularly by comparison to the slow build of the movies. (Then again Ghost In The Shell movies and tv series have that anime tendency of making everything confusing almost for the sake of it. Perhaps a version that's easy to follow isn't such a bad thing.) Part of me feels this should be more complex.
More of an homage to Ghost In The Shell than either an adaptation or a separate story in its own right. Still, as an homage it's really not bad.
It's not as smart as it could be, but I'd question whether the original Ghost In The Shell movies are really as smart as they like to think they are anyway.
Scarlett Johansson is actually a pretty great fit for what has always been quite a cold character and I really feel I was misled by claims that her expressions were “robotic” in this movie.
And yeah, Major's robot body has arguably always been white. In a film with a far wider range of races than the original Japanese cartoons ever had, I think criticising this American homage for whitewashing is more than a little daft. (If they just set it in America with all white actors, like they did with "The Ring", are we saying that would have been better?)
Compelling visuals that pull you into a living breathing portrayal of the world from Mamoru Oshii's anime films. A solid central performance from Scarlett Johansson. Some neat links between this and the original movie make this a cool little prequel to the beloved classic, even while it brings memorable moments from that same film to life.
Review of Commando (1985)
Best thing: When I first saw this, Arnie had just become Governor and I think I had Arnie fatigue. It's difficult to say what it was about this viewing that made me so much more engaged. I think the best thing is always Arnie's charisma and comic timing. Arnie clearly has so much fun with this role and that joy is not infectious.
Worst thing: Dan Hedaya pretending to be the dethroned dictator of a non-existent country is kind of painful.
Arnold Schwarzenegger never could have achieved his incredible film career simply by being big. Apart from in Hercules In New York and possibly Conan the Barbarian, Arnie has always had a great charm and sense of humour.
Apart from a line towards the beginning of the film where Arnie seems to be saying, "Perhaps the Stasi were right about pop music," which I found a little awkward, Arnie otherwise remains a likeable ex-soldier with unparalleled skills in pretty much everything other than remaining inconspicuous.
Actually he also turns out not to be able to fly a plane so what luck that he happens to meet a trainee pilot, who oddly seems to decide to stick with him on his mission before either.realise how vital she will be.
Sure, when Arnie growls, "I lied," at one of the villains, it's one of the many points in the film where things get a little unintentionally comical (though there's a tongue-in-cheek feel to the whole film). But Arnie's charm is such as to make those moments not only enjoyable, but actually highlights of the film.
I must have completely lost interest when this was playing in the living room that one time and I have no idea why. I think this may actually be one of Schwarzenegger's best films.
Review of Death Note (2017)
Best thing: While the obvious choice would be Willem Dafoe going full Green Goblin as the death god Riuk, my favourite aspect would be Lakeith Stanfield as the mysterious L. He captured the bizarre intelligent awkwardness of the character very well.
Worst thing: Not sure why L has special glowing sci-fi sleep glasses. Is that in the manga?
You know how it is. You wait with baited breath for the latest film from one of your favourite directors. After so many disappointments from cherished directors (including, say, Joon-Ho Bong's ridiculous "Okja" movie already appearing on Netflix), you are a little apprehensive.
But then you find, against all expectations, the film is fast-paced, fun, visually dynamic, and a very satisfying experience in general. Perhaps not the very best thing the director has ever done, but a strong entry nonetheless.
Then you read the reviews and it turns out everyone hates it.
I'd seen the first two Japanese live action films. The first didn't finish and the second became convoluted. Frankly it was a bit of a slog. I must admit that I preferred the more sweet and cartoonish appearance of Riuk the death god in the Japanese movies. Willem Dafoe unsurprisingly plays a demon by reprising his Green Goblin performance from Spider-Man, but one creepy aspect of Riuk is how he acts like a friend. However, I think the actor playing L in this new version completely nails it. (Following on from his great performance in a supporting role in Get Out.)
I've heard some purists arguing that the protagonist anti-hero Light is not enough of a megalomaniac in this version. Frankly he is, he just does a better job of lying to himself about it. This is dealt with in more depth by placing our protagonist in opposition to another character similarly keen to play god right from the start, leading to quite a cool little power play between them.
I personally feel that Adam Wingard has managed to create a deeper live action adaptation than the Japanese managed, even while ramping up the pacing.
Review of Wonder Woman (2017)
Best thing: Wonder Woman crossing no man's land. It's a spectacular action sequence.
Worst thing: I don't even begin to understand Wonder Woman's personality. She loves fighting but hates war. She knows that mustard gas is normally sulfur based, but doesn't understand the idea of a war having 'fronts'. She can produce a powerful blast by throwing her wrists together but doesn't use this technique very often. Why?
Is this actually any better than Man of Steel? In that movie Superman was written to seem remarkably bland (particularly considering how much character Henry Cavill had in The Man From UNCLE) and similarly Wonder Woman here seems incredibly bland.
Chris Pine is alright as the male love interest, not least because he seems to have been given an actual plot. Wonder Woman spends most of the film hunting for a villain who might not even exist and, once that side of that story unfolds, she doesn't end up having to work out anything for herself. Everything is spelled out for her and the stakes in her final action sequence and completely unclear.
The only point where I really felt we could cheer for Wonder Woman is where she crosses No Man's Land. For someone who says the whole conflict is unnecessary and solely due to the interference of a god of war, she seems remarkably happy to fight Germans. Still, we can at least recognise that to cut the gordian knot she needs to cause some real damage. No one ia going to be able to cross No Man's Land while the opposing force are still defending their trenches.
So when Wonder Woman is shielding herself from machine gun bullets with her shield and knocking down armoured vehicles with her bare hands it's admittedly pretty cool. Then again, I'm not sure why she doesn't just use her special move where she causes an explosive blast by putting her bracelets together. It looks like enough to knock down an German aircraft if necessary. If she just kept using that, it doesn't look like she'd need much else.
Wonder Woman isn't one of the worst superhero movies, but I'm not accepting the suggestion that it is one of the best. Mediocre and bland. Pretty to look at but with nothing terribly gripping actually happening. If you thought Man of Steel was bad (as I did), I’m not quite sure why you’d find this to be preferable...
Review of Spider-Man Homecoming (2017)
Best thing: Spider-Man interrogating Donald Glover (an actor/comedian who had a whole sketch around enthusiasm on the Internet for him to take the Spider-Man role). Loved it!
Worst thing: So is Spider-Man completely invulnerable now? For all his superpowers, I'd always thought that Spider-Man would be genuinely at risk if his spider-sense didn't help him avoid most attacks. I thought stopping a train with his body in the second Raimi film was going a bit far and there's a similar test of Spider-Man's strength here, but one scene really seems to go too far. I won't spoil how this film pushes Spider-Man's powers beyond the limit, but Spider-Man has a big fight scene straight afterwards and doesn't seem to struggle with any injuries while fighting.
Any review of this novie inevitably has to make reference to the previous attempts at Spider-Man movies. The old tv movie that kick-started the live action tv series didn't really have the same character as the comics, but it did get us excited about a guy who climbs up walls in a cool costume.
I have never understood the praise given to Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies. I liked aspects of them. Some of the slapstick style Raimi brings to it works very well, but Tobey Maguire's awkward super-nerd take on the character felt way too on the nose. While the action became more kinetic and there was some decent humour at points in Raimi's Spider-Man 2, but some of the sickly sentimentality became worse than ever. When Peter Parker starts randomly quoting poetry to the girl he dumped who has already happily moved on, it was just so painful.
But enough of me bitching about Raimi's films. His vision of Spider-Man for the big screen had a strong influence on the way we understand Spider-Man but, as a reader of Spider-Man comics during the 90s, I found Mark Webb's Amazing Spider-Man movies were much closer to the comics and much better at pulling on the heart strings. The greatest strength of Webb's Spider-Man movies would have to be the way it portrays the relationship between Peter Parker and Gwen Stacey. But Webb seemed to be struggling to provide the best product in spite of controlling producers and problems with the writing and I feel that what killed off this series more than anything else may have been the decision to rush into the death of Gwen Stacey. Emma Stone was one of the strongest elements of these films and I can't help but feel that when they were deciding what to do next with the series, the loss of Emma Stone cannot have helped.
So now we have the introduction of Spider-Man into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It definitely can't be accused of being a repeat of what has been done before. Finally Spider-Man has a sense of humour. Tom Holland definitely takes a lot of cues from Andrew Garfield's performance, only he has lots of jokes in the script.
While I think giving Spider-Man a computerised suit is an odd choice, Marvel have pulled their usual trick of making their film very funny, highly entertaining and they've bunged the tried and tested favourite, Iron Man, into the mix to keep the punters happy. But there's no doubt that Tom Holland is the star here and he gives one hell of a performance.
Review of Freejack (1992)
Best thing: The future world with its satirical elements is a lot of fun.
Worst thing: The attempt at a twist at the end was a bit lame.
Freejack is a sci-fi movie that looks a bit cheap and the villains are a bit too cartoonish. In spite of this I found this to be a highly entertaining and surprisingly compelling dystopian sci-fi action film.
The filmmakers don't seem sure on how to end the film, but they definitely know how to make it a fun ride.
Review of The Take (aka Bastille Day) (2016)
Best thing: Even I could tell that Idris Elba's American accent didn't work here (and I was completely convinced that he was American in The Wire). But, despite this, Idris Elba is still a really strong screen presence and a strong central focus for the action and story.
Worst thing: The scenes where Paris is overtaken by rioting show a masked ringleader consistently encouraging the violence. These scenes didn't work for me, partly because they are presented in a way that I found contrived, but also because we saw in the London riots how the violence took on a life of its own. Expecting that rioters are going to follow one lead figure and be united in their spontaneous reactionary violence seemed to expect a high level of suspension of disbelief. Particularly since the filmmakers wanted me to take this seriously.
Idris Elba is great and there are some action moments that work really well. Nevertheless overall this film is just way too dumb.
I don't want to be overly harsh. I didn't have a terrible time. But there is no way I would ever recommend this film.
Idris Elba isn't technically the protagonist. There's a suspect that he ends up teaming up with who doesn't have anything like Elba's charisma, but who we seem to be expected to empathise with for some unclear reason.
The Take is a mediocre action film, but you could definitely do worse.
Review of Okja (2017)
Best thing: The relationship between the little girl and her genetically engineered super-pig is very emotionally powerful.
Worst thing: While it's clear from the extreme swearing that this isn't a children's film, I thought the (*trigger warning dammit!*) savage animal-on-animal rape was going too far. The darker elements and wackier elements don't blend as well as they normally do in Joon-Ho Bong films. However, nowhere is this clash more jarring than in Jake Gyllenhaal's character, a foul-mouthed washed-up children's television personality. His squeaky voice irritated the hell out of me. Gyllenhaal's character here is unbelievable, unbearable and I found him a bit confusing really.
I've always loved Joon-Ho Bong as a director, particularly for his skill in matching clashing tones of humour and dark themes.
In "The Host" he balanced the theme of a savage monster and a viral outbreak against a comic relief family where each family member had their own unique quirks (and yet each has their own emotional moments too).
In Snowpiercer, Tilda Swinton is involved in oppressing and ordering the slaughter of the rear passengers of the train, but in many scenes she's almost child-like. She has a look of innocent joy on her face as she enjoys a piece of on-train propaganda with a class of schoolchildren.
In Okja, Joon-Ho Bong once again combines dark themes with wacky comedy, but these elements do not seem to blend very well.
The opening scene of Okja, telling us about the creepy company run by Tilda Swinton's character, was irritating as hell. It's a big piece of marketing but I can't really imagine anyone getting very excited about it.
It's also hard to understand why it is presented the way it is. Does the audience within the film not understand that the Super-Pigs the corporation is rearing must be genetically engineered? The presentation insists it is not genetically modified and I'm left wondering why the audience are dumb enough to believe it.
And when Tilda Swinton says, "They need to taste f**king good," the use of swearing seems unnecessary, jarring and completely unsuitable for the context. This continues to be the case as the film goes on. Okja often feels like a film for children and the sequences with the little girl protagonist and her cute Super-Pig friend fit that tone and are the parts of the film that works best.
Okja is a big disappointment but it is also a very interesting film. I guess not all of Joon-Ho Bong's films can be perfect. Still there's so much unmet potential due to the way the clash between dark themes and humour falls uncharacteristically flat for Joon-Ho Bong this time.
Review of Tales of Halloween (2015)
Best thing: Neil Marshall's segment concludes the film and, perhaps unwisely, begins by trying to tie the disparate strands together. It features an unconventional villain (that I won't spoil) and it is wonderfully silly.
Worst thing: The voice of the cartoon alien. It was weird enough that they did an 'alien versus Jason' kind of story, and weirder still that the alien is a cutesy cartoon. But that voice? In a film where so many of the stories fail to make that much of an impact, it seems wrong to claim that the worst part is featured in this rather more creative and memorable entry. But seriously that squeaky, yet otherwise perfectly average, voice. It just completely pulls me out of the film in a really annoying way.
The main names that attracted me to this film were Lucky McKee and Neil Marshall.
McKee chose a great actress for the main role and had some great visual ideas for her character's creepy appearance. Unfortunately the ending of that segment feels like a bit of an anti-climax.
Neil Marshall's segment is actually pretty cool. The problem however, and this is true of all the segments, is that nothing in this movie really blows me away. I find myself appreciating anthologies like VHS2 and XX all the more because they have those high points.
Tales of Halloween is fine. That's about it. It has its John Landis cameo and its “Jason vs an alien-possessed body” sequence, so it's not wholly unmemorable. But there's nothing really creepy, really gory or really spectacular here.
Review of Before I Wake (2016)
Best thing: Heck, any of the magical dream sequences are brilliant. This film has a brilliant and creative premise. A child whose dreams become real while he sleeps allows for some pretty cool imagery.
Worst thing: Final resolution seems a little too easy for a number of reasons. Both logistically with the adoption authorities and emotionally considering all the horrifying events leading to that point. That being said, it's not a horribly unsatisfying ending by any means.
Mike Flanagan's "Before I Wake" struggled to be released so after Flanagan's "Hush" became a highly lauded Netflix original it's perhaps not surprising that they were willing to release this film too. (Apparently this was released in UK cinemas, but I must say, it went under the radar.)
The concept is actually brilliant. A child's dreams become real, but so do his nightmares. A boogeyman in his nightmares sometimes escapes and eats people.
The film also has grounding in reality through the adopting couple whose own child died while young and they clearly aren't over it yet.
In the second half the move to a conclusion is a bit awkward. The explanation is quite clever, but I still found the resolution a bit hard to accept. When you are experimenting with anything you generally have to prepare for the possibility that it could go wrong. That has to count double when you are experimenting with the supernatural. Particularly a supernatural entity that can swallow you up making you disappear forever.
Before I Wake is essentially a fantasy movie, but it's also a horror film because magic is creepy. Dreams coming to life can be spectacular and uplifting, but it can also be horrifying. It's a great concept, but I didn't engage that much with the characters here.
Review of House (1985)
Best thing: Such cool inventive supernatural monsters. Very keen on the Vietnam soldier zombie.
Worst thing: The Vietnam scenes may actually be the least believeable part of the film (in a film with flying sentient gardening tools). When the soldiers get surrounded by Vietkong and escape by quickly shooting the enemy troops down it feels very obviously untrue to life. It's okay though, because the fun tone of the film and the general dream-like feel to the scenes mean you can roll with it.
I love a good horror comedy and House is just so much fun. And it helps that we have great characters to follow.
When you have a ghost story it helps when it is grounded by real life elements. Here there is a suggestion that the hauntings may actually be connected to the protagonist's flashbacks to his time in Vietnam.
While the ending makes no sense it's somehow fitting and the film is fun enough that it doesn't matter.
There's something really sweet about House. There are parts that are a little cheesy and the film allows itself to get a little too silly in places. But this is a solid fun film and well worth checking out if you want a light fun horror comedy.
Review of Alien (theatrical cut) (1979)
Best thing: This is a film that benefits from being simple but effective. While shots of the main alien are short and, having seen the sequel first, I'd already seen the alien in all its glory, the really interesting part for me is the face hugger. The shot where it starts tightening its grip with its tail around John Hurt's neck is awesome.
Worst thing: The alien is so fast you cant see it coming, even when it is right on top of you. Yet Ripley is able to spot it on route to the shuttle without it seeing her and decides in this long inter-weaving set of corridors that there is no other way to the shuttle. This glimpse of the alien is so short and unclear that I’ve wondered for years why she decides to shut down the self destruct. Now I know, but it's confusingly presented.
Yeah I know, everyone loves Alien and thinks its the best of that series. Fine. But I was actually shown Aliens first so I'd seen far more lingering shots of the alien before, not mention lots of aliens before. Plus the aliens I'd seen seemed to be able to move much in a more graceful manner.
In my opinion, the moment the alien finishes with John Hurt, the pacing in Alien takes a massive hit. I really get tired of all the running down corridors. I tried the director's cut a while back and was surprised to find that, despite being shorter, it drags even more. I definitely had a much better time here with the original cut.
And another thing that's really bugged me. There's one scene where it appears to be raining inside the ship. Is it a big leak somewhere? The ship maintenance technician in that scene doesn't seen alarmed and in fact decides to wash his face in the dripping water! Nobody else bugged by this? Just me?
Naturally, for all my qualms, I do still like Alien. It's a pretty simple horror film, but the first half with the face hugger is so good and there are enough cool moments in the second half to tide me over.
I very much like the dystopian totalitarian Mother computer system that dictates what they do from a creepy plain black screen. But overall not much is really done with this aspect. It isn't used to develop the kind of wider themes we see in Prometheus or Covenant. But, like I said, it's simple and effective.
Alien is a cool little sci-fi horror movie and I'm glad it has been so influential. But for me, I think it becomes very dated the minute you see James Cameron's bigger bolder sequel.
Review of Aliens (Director's Cut) (1986)
Best thing: The discovery and skirmish with the alien queen is incredible. This is a film that is made by its last act. It actually drags a little at some points in the middle, but that finale turns out to be well worth the wait.
Worst thing: Can Noot please just shut the hell up? She has the most annoying voice ever!
Thinking back, I only really like three of James Cameron's movies. The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, and Aliens. Somehow James Cameron's sensibilities at the time matched very nicely with the Alien mythology and he really had something to say with his 'marine corp in space' concept.
The concept of the alien queen fits in so neatly and so nicely, it feels almost like they must have had this concept in mind from the start. The design of the queen, however, was absolutely mesmerising.
I was watching the director's cut and I think that's my preferred version of the film. That being said, I always find it jarring when Captain Hollister from Red Dwarf shows up as someone helping to manage the colony.
Aliens is now a classic sci-fi action movie along with Cameron's similarly iconic Terminator films. This is an absolute must-see
Review of Aenigma (1987)
Best thing: As you'd expect from Lucio Fulci, there are some very inventive deaths. My favourite involved a girl trying to get out of a room with her boyfriend's decapitated body. But every door she opens comes back into the same room. Great stuff!
Worst thing: The opening to this film is incredibly dumb. "We thought we'd set up a complicated prank involving setting up microphones around her fake date and then driving our cars at her." What? Also the death by snails is a bit hard to take seriously.
Okay it's official. I'm a massive Lucio Fulci fan now. Zombie Flesh Eaters, The Beyond (oh my god!), A Cat In The Brain and now Aenigma. Seriously, this stuff is great. Nightmarish, crazy-gory and creepy as hell but with that sense of fun that all good horror films need.
Aenigma is about a girl taking her revenge from a coma by possessing a new girl to the school of the girls who bullied her. (I thought Fulci's work was supposed to be misogynistic? The character of the new girl felt very anti-slut-shaming and the film features the violent murder of predatory man.
It's not quite the same visceral horror as you get from zombie attacks and Aenigma isn't always as gory asFulci's other films, but this is still a strong horror film and surprisingly plot-driven for a Fulci movie.
Review of Blade Runner: Final Cut (1982)
Best thing: Rutger Hauer is amazing in every scene. The whole way he moves and acts is so creepy in such a fascinating way. It's easy to see why Anne Rice envisioned him as the vampire Lestat. However, the visuals will always be the very best thing about Blade Runner. When I first watched the film it seemed darker and less captivating, possibly because it was on VHS. I don't know if it's the improvements in the Final Cut or just that I'm watching a DVD, but it's brighter and I can finally make out all the little details.
Worst thing: Seriously, what is the point in the rape scene here? It's hard enough to connect with Harrison Ford's character without him being an utter prick. Is it to show how low Rachael has sunk? We met her as a secretary in a smart outfit and now she's on the run and in an abusive relationship. That's pretty dark, but it's a side-show to the story of the replicants confronting their creators.
When I first saw Blade Runner I didn't get it. It was a dark dingy vision of the future. In some scenes it was actually hard to even make out was happening. The characters were often intentionally weird because they are robots and the lead protagonist is withdrawn and we never really come to know him. There was also a slow dull scene where the protagonist is sitting around playing piano and dreaming of unicorns that seemed to go on forever.
Watching the Final Cut, everything is better. The visuals are clearer. The unicorn dream scene doesn't seem to last so long or drag so much. Somehow Ford seems to have a little more personality this time. I have read that they cut a swear word and replaced it with father, but in a film where, on first viewing, I struggled to understand the point, a line like "I want more life father" feels more suitable thematically.
I keep hearing people complain that Blade Runner: The Final Cut removes the ambiguity over whether Harrison Ford is a replicant. Frankly, if he's not a replicant, the unicorn dream is a dumb waste of time. The Final Cut's final scene shows us clearly what silver origami animal Harrison Ford picks up and the better pacing made it easier to grasp the full significance of this. It makes this a proper ending rather than just leaving me cold like the original director's cut did.
The Final Cut is the only version of this film that I actually like. Besides, Rutger Hauer, the main characters are still too flat and this is a film more focused on mood than story or character. I know Blade Runner is viewed as a classic, but for me it's just 'fine'.
P.S. This video indicates that another change in the final cut from the director’s cut is an increase in the amount of gore. We’re only talking about a few short clips, but I think it really does help to add to the drama and up the stakes. It’s one thing seeing that Rutget has stabbed himself with a nail, but seeing that he has to shove it all the way through his hand? It’s more impactful and makes it clearer how short term this solution must be. The upcoming demise of the replicants as they track down their creators is a vital part of the film, so it’s not just gore for the sake of it. It’s an important part of the dramatic progression of the film. Drama that I thought was way too lacking in the first “director’s cut”.
Review of Dirty Harry (1971)
Best thing: Do ya punk?
Worst thing: How long have you been a detective? You don't know how the law works? I can understand Dirty Harry being frustrated by how the system works, but as a seasoned detective it's hard to understand why he's so surprised that a perp will walk in those circumstances.
Dirty Harry felt like it was full of clichés, most likely because it was the first film to do any of those things. Dirty Harry is the original "I work alone" cop-on-the-edge.
Clint Eastwood is great, of course. He's a little too chilled at times, mind you, but that is how his character is written. There's a scene where he's saying he'd rather they didn't cut off his trousers to remove a bullet. Seriously dude! You'll at least have a bullet hole in them anyway, not to mention bloodstains.
But in any case, Dirty Harry is a classic for a reason. Some elements struck me as a little ludicrous, such as when they are being attacked with a machine gun and no one is calling for backup, but I had a lot of fun.
My Review of 21 (2008)
Best thing: Kevin Spacey being intimidating or ethically questionable is always great.
Worst thing: Right from the beginning this film had me screaming at the screen: "Stop saying chicken dinner!" Seriously how did they think the protagonist targeting the audience with a condescending voiceover would be a good idea?
The premise is pretty cool but none of it ever comes close to seeming real.
A bright kid is frustrated by his lack of money, but he discovers that one of his teachers is showing groups of students how to win at Blackjack by counting cards.
The film seems to follow a clear formula and the presentation of the film isn't that exciting. It was actually frustrating how close this was to being a good film.
21 is annoyingly average, but too much of the film is plain naff for me to recommend it.
Review of The Death of "Superman Lives": What Happened? (2015)
A pretty thorough documentary on the unmade film "Superman Lives!" The main aim seems to be countering the ridicule on the internet brought on by a photo of Nicolas Cage mid-blink, wearing an ugly purple Superman outfit. This is mainly established by some behind the scenes footage, though the documentary puts that footage into a clear context. The highlight of this documentary is the big reveal of a suit with internal lights that is quite spellbinding.
All that being said, there's limited benefit in unpacking the making a film that was never made. It feels quite clear that much of what was done did not lead to a movie for good reason.
This documentary on Superman Lives still demonstrates some interesting things:
- That Kevin Smith's script probably wasn't all that good.
- That the producer Kevin Smith worked with really WAS desperate to make a movie that included a giant spider.
- The reason that studio projects continue to go through development and investment for long periods with no sign of a release date is basically ‘sunk cost fallacy’. (The more creative turmoil the project goes through and the more they spend, the harder it is to accept that they should just give up on the project.)
- The way that the intentions for Superman Lives! fed into later iterations i.e. that it should have a greater level of action, that it should involve the ‘death of Superman’ story line, that it should re-imagine Superman's home world of Krypton. (These are all elements that Singer's Superman Returns would shy away from.).
As a pleasing portrayal of a variety of interesting aspects of a failed production, including old behind the scenes footage and more recent interviews, “The Death of ‘Superman Lives’: What Happened?” certainly feels worthy of your time if the subject matter appeals to you. I enjoyed it.
Review of Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Best thing: Kong is admittedly a film that relies on its action sequences. My favourite is probably the initial confrontation between Kong and the attack helicopters. What better way to show the distinction between traditional Kong and this super-sized behemoth than to have him take out far more threatening craft than those that knocked Kong off the Empire State Building and to have him handle them so easily.
Worst thing: I know you wanted John C. Reilly for the role. I get that. But how do you possibly explain him putting on that much weight when he's stranded on an island? And even if we imagine that he's found some kind of ultra sugary fruit and simply overindulged over the years, why would he resize his army uniform rather than wearing clothes like the tribe he is living with?
Kong: Skull Island is a solid action film with some great visual touches. There isn't much of a plot, but the film is still consistently fun.
The original King Kong is a classic that has been remade way too many times already, but Kong: Skull Island isn't just a repeat of the same old story. In fact Kong is barely even the same character. He's as big as a blooming skyscraper! If he tried to climb the Empire State Building it would collapse!
Sure Kong is silly, but my goodness is it a lot of fun. The characters successfully pulled me in. This isn't a top pick for the year, but it is a satisfying watch and a lot better than I'd been expecting.
Review of The Unknown Girl (2016)
Best thing: I think the sheer ballsiness of the protagonist is probably the best thing. I spent the film asking myself why she keeps putting herself at risk, but I never found it hard to believe that this character WOULD do those things. The protagonist has a very consistent and uncompromising drive for some kind of personal redemption, driven out of proportion by her own feelings of guilt.
Worst thing: This isn't what I'd call a particularly exciting film. It's interesting, sure, but I didn't get a lot of catharsis out of this personally.
The Unknown Girl doesn't have spaceships, it doesn't have gore, and it doesn't have character's shouting dramatically and while the camera gives us a closeup of the lines on their face.
The Unknown Girl has its dramatic moments but it doesn't play them up. It's quite naturalistic. I actually feel naturalism in film is a bit of a dirty word. I can't say that I really like the decision not to emphasise the drama, but I do appreciate the tense moments a great deal.
I can't much relate to the protagonist's decisions, but I do find it interesting. Even as a film that I'd say wasn't really my thing, I must say this was a pretty interesting little drama
Review of Lucy (2014)
Best thing: The visuals are exciting and beautiful. I've heard it said that Lucy becomes way too powerful for the film to have any stakes. But actually I think the visuals are so cool that I was not worried about how unlikely it was for Lucy to be defeated.
Worst thing: Naturally the whole premise that we don't use more than 10% of our brain is nonsense and the claims about what would happen if we used more are therefore even dumber. Nevertheless the idea of a woman who is able to reach abilities beyond the reach of the average human being makes for an interesting concept and the way that unfolds almost compensates for the dumb explanation behind it. What I actually find to be the worst thing is the way Min-Sik Choi is completely wasted as the villain here.
Luc Besson is a director I generally find pretty solid. The first Besson film I saw was Leon which is one of my all-time favourite films. He followed that up with The Fifth Element which is a fun sci-fi adventure (also seemingly taking some inspiration from Blade Runner). After that he released his action movie about the life of Joan of Arc, titled The Messenger, which I found incredibly underrated. After a gap Besson released Angel-A which convinced me that Besson must have really lost his edge, but then I was really impressed by Adele Blanc-Sec. Besson then released The Family which I thought was fine, which brings us to Besson's sci-fi action movie Lucy.
On the basis of the trailer, I was convinced I would hate Lucy. Frankly, even in context, the concept came across as dumb as expected, and even Morgan Freeman's authoritative tone couldn't give it credibility.
What kept me on board, however, was the exciting visuals from Besson. As silly and hollow as the plot might be, Besson does a great job depicting Johannson as a woman losing her connection to humanity as she becomes ever more god-like, transcending our ordinary perspectives on time and space.
I've heard it argued that Johansson's character has too much power for the baddies to be a serious threat. My issue though is that the baddies simply aren't relevant to the story. We never know enough about them to justify their sub-plot.
Perhaps the idea is to contrast petty violence with perfect wisdom, but considering that your villains have wherewithall to create intelligence-boosting super drugs, not to mention their willingness to engage in a full fledged gun battle with the police even when it looks like the jig is up, they seem to be beyond the typical comment on the vulgarity of human nature.
In the end the visuals are used to try to make it look like this film has something to say, but it isn't quite enough to make up for the fact that the plot is dumb as hell.
Luc Besson has an excellent grasp of cinematic catharsis and is able to build up emotional response in a way that, for example, George Lucas' Star Wars prequels completely lacked. I feel like Luc Besson had higher ideals for what he wanted to convey with this premise than the lazy pseudo-intellectual script could really support. The visuals in Lucy are actually smarter than the dialogue.
There's more potential here than I would have expected, but I still can't recommend it. But this still has a bit of the Luc Besson magic.
Review of The Void (2016)
Best thing: The Void is a wonderful Lovecraftian nightmare-scape reminiscent of Lucio Fulci's The Beyond and John Carpenter's In The Mouth of Madness, among many others. It's not just the visuals but also the incredible oppressive atmosphere they invoke that makes this so thrilling.
Worst thing: Somehow The Beyond could have no plot and yet it didn't matter. For me, The Void doesn't manage to reach that same level. I was very aware that The Void features a few fairly thin characters and pretty much no plot
Okay so the central couple are the least interesting characters, but the supporting characters occasionally get some great moments. Particularly when Ellen Wong forces us to consider, would you try to perform a caesarian if you had almost no idea what you were doing but were both the mother and unborn child's only hope for survival?
There are some deliciously evil characters, some hood wearing creepy henchmen, and some characters a little more informed on the situation who gave up on conflicted emotions and ethical qualms several hours ago.
The effects are creepy, gruesome and spectacular. I wish the filmmakers would linger a bit more on the special effects model-work here but we still get great monster effects all the same.
I also absolutely love the glimpses of the world inside the void. It's another source of spectacular visuals that really build up the nightmarish Fulci-esque atmosphere.
Style over substance? Yeah probably. But this is a horror film with some serious style.
Review of Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)
Best thing: The young actress, Lulu Wilson, does a great possessed girl act and the scenes where she gets to be evil are a lot of fun.
Worst thing: This is a film that loses its way in the third act. There's a bit of a mystery, but the resolution felt incredibly contrived to me.
In the first half there was a cool period-specific horror piece and I loved how it set up the family. The best possession effects are generally in the first half and if you've seen the trailer you've seen the best bits. Still, the way those elements play out is a lot of fun.
But in the second half where they start trying to give the ghosts a backstory, that's where the film fell down for me. Plots about helping ghosts or resolving a ghost's unfinished business often fall flat for me.
I fully accept that I am biased against ghost stories (though not necessarily possession stories, so this wasn't a foregone conclusion), but for me, having really enjoyed the first half, this final act was a mess.
Review of Silence (2016)
Best thing: The scene where Andrew Garfield finally meets up with Liam Neeson is really interesting.
Worst thing: In all the arguments with the Japanese authorities couldn't there have been a little more mention of how immoral it is to slaughter innocent people? I know Christendom wouldn't shy away from violence to establish themselves, but I still don't understand why that line of argument isn't more prominent.
Adam Driver, Andrew Garfield and Liam Neeson in a film from director Martin Scorcese with positive buzz? Clearly I had to check it out. 99 Homes had me really excited to check out Andrew Garfield's post-Spider-Man work and I was even more excited when I heard that Andrew Garfield is quite clearly the central protagonist here.
I have to admit that, as you'd expect, this is a very well made film. The acting is great, the film is shot very well and the film is consistently tense.
My issue was that after a while I felt I lost the point of it. Silence hammers home how horrible the situation is. I understand that the film takes a different direction in the third act, but that was perhaps the most confusing part.
I like that Silence has an ambiguous ending and goodness knows that this film is thought provoking. But, for me, Silence is too slow and grim for me to really love. I can still recommend it all the same, just as long as you know what you are letting yourself in for.
Review of The Handmaiden (2016)
Best thing: There is a scene where a character 'demonstrates' a sexual position for an audience. It is a shocking moment and also marked an unexpected shift in tone for the film.
Worst thing: Though it is possible that actual lesbians may say that this is a tasteful depiction of a believeable lesbian relationship, I must say, I'd be surprised. I haven't asked any at this stage. In the first half I thought the film was being pretty tasteful, holding back from going too gratuitous. By the second half it was clear that the film would be showing no restraint at all. (Not that anyone goes to a Chan-Wook Park film expecting restraint, if they have any sense.)
The Handmaiden is a visually spectacular costume drama with a mystery unfolding in a very compelling way. It's a 'dangerous liasons'-esque plot involving a woman being seduced and taken in marriage.
Our protagonist has been sent to try to set things up behind the scenes. She's a practised thief and goes in knowing full well that the plan is to cheat a young woman out of her fortune.
There are some pretty gratuitous erotic scenes, but the intention of the filmmaker is clearly that they should be respectful of the characters involved. Naturally since this is a Chan-Wook Park movie, we also get gratuitous violence and some of that is absolutely awesome.
Is there inconsistency in that the villains are a bunch of pervy men when the film is quite clearly going to have much that would appeal to pervy men? I'd like to think not. There is a clear division made between the perversions of the men and the loving relationship on the other.
Chan-Wook Park really seems to have honed his craft now. I wasn't a fan of Thirst or I'm A Cyborg and thought those were rather messy and tonally confused. But both The Handmaiden and Stoker are utterly brilliant and I'm now completely back on board as a Park fan.
Review of Scrooged (1988)
Best thing: There are some fantastic touches in this film. My favourite is probably the ghost of his old boss. This scene involves some amazing effects as he turns up still drinking and smoking in a body that is falling apart.
Worst thing: In some parts of the scenes with the ghost of Christmas present, she was annoying as hell.
I was a bit frightened to revisit Scrooged because I don't remember it being all that special, but I do remember enjoying it.
Thankfully Scrooged holds up much better than I expected. Bill Murray's comic ability makes this film what it is.
Bill Murray plays a television producer who exhibits the narcissism that Murray's characters so often possess. Murray has had a busy day. He fires an underling just before Christmas for raising a concern. He sends various people towels for Christmas. However the big event was releasing a trailer for the studio's adaptation of A Christmas Carol that pretends it is a high-octane action thriller. With all that done, an old boss comes back from the dead warning him to change his ways and advising Murray to expect a visit from three Christmas ghosts.
The appearance by Murray's boss is actually one of my favourite scenes in the movie. He's drinking even though it escapes from holes in his body even while he's drinking. It looks like the man's body is a dried up husk that could easily fall apart, even while he's casually chatting to Bill Murray with the bravado of a high flying businessman.
The ghost of Christmas past as a taxi driver is pretty cool. The woman in a fairy outfit as the ghost of Christmas present was pretty irritating, particularly with her high pitched voice and the prevalence of slapstick in her scenes.
The humour isn't always consistent, but it's still a lot more consistent than I feared. The finale is a bit too talky. Quite often films seem to struggle to work out how they should wrap everything up, but I'm not sure they needed to stretch out the final segment for that long because that's a long section where Murray is not really so funny as in the bulk of the movie.
Remarkably solid Murray comedy. Not up there with Groundhog Day or Quick Change, but pretty great nonetheless.
Review of Wrong Turn At Tahoe (2009)
Best thing: The initial meeting between thve two protagonists and the criminal kingpin played by Harvey Keitel is intense and kind of classy.
Worst thing: The final twist is incredibly lame and completely unearned.
Another film from director Franck Khalfoun who worked with writer/director Alexandre Aja on some of his other projects like Maniac and P2. There are good aspects and Harvey Keitel brings a lot of class, but in the end this is all a bit predictable.
Not exactly bad, but really not great. All hell breaks loose in the second half in a way that is quite fun, but personally I didn't think the final twist made much sense.
Review of Alien Covenant (2017)
Best thing: Michael Fassbender's turn as two different androids is an incredible performance. This interaction also serves tie up the film's themes in a really exciting way.
Worst thing: Some of the CG effects are great, but some has that overly shiny effect. Normally effects artists will get a lighting reference of some kind when filming that they can use to make the lighting on the computer generated elements look more natural and allow them to blend in better. There are particular moments here where that doesn't seem to have worked.
Okay, so I'm a Prometheus supporter. We may not be a majority, but I think more people out there would be willing to say they enjoyed Prometheus than, say, Masters of the Universe (of which I am also a fan).
Prometheus had some gorgeous visuals, some very interesting ideas on religion and on ancient concepts of sacrifice. It also had a fascinating central character in the form of David, the android with daddy issues.
Sure Prometheus has some characters making stupid decisions and some of the dialogue was pretty hokey, but there's always an over-arching theme. When a character decides rather unwisely that he will take his helmet off without doing full safety checks, the film is illustrating faith. When two characters seem to be practically suicidal in their lack of caution as they approach a creepy snake-like creature, these are two scientists and the scene evokes the old adage curiosity-killed-the-cat.
In Covenant I think the characters feel much more like characters in their own right, rather than symbols for themes. As with Prometheus, there are a number of characters who are mainly canon fodder and I had a harder time keeping track of all the crew members on the ship this time. Still while the main players aren't such larger than life figures as Charlize Theron in Prometheus, I found there were a wider range of engaging ordinary-seeming people.
The symbolism and larger-than-life performance is saved for Fassbender's two android characters. David comes back again, but the new ship called Covenant has its own Fassbender droid called Walter.
The themes of creation and responsibility for your creation are quite focused in Covenant. Ridley Scott is exploring some deep philosophical themes in a genuinely interesting way.
One aspect of this film I heard complaints about was the proto-morph. I've heard it questioned why the proto-morph seems to be more deadly than the Alien. Why does the android David call the Alien "the perfect organism", considering its weakness by comparison to the proto-morph?
But it's not all that odd really. The proto-morph doesn't have a life cycle. It takes its form based on the life around it but it is formed from the black substance and does not breed. The purpose of the black substance introduced in Prometheus is to destroy all living organisms. It isn't a spoiler to say that we are moving towards the birth of the Alien which very definitely DOES reproduce. So that is the important difference between them. But that doesn't mean the Alien is more powerful. I actually quite like that the proto-morphs birth quicker, grow quicker and are much more brutal.
The Lovecraftian goo births from organisms a powerful being, that doesn't breed, to destroy the organism from which it was born.
What makes the Alien perfect is that same destructive force breeding and reproducing forever. The proto-morph is the temporary by-product of a biological weapon of mass destruction aimed at destroying the biological life on a planet. The Engineers could use that to destroy a creation of theirs that has gone awry, but they could return a better creation to that planet afterwards. But the aliens are pure destructive horror and perpetually reproduce and destroy. Arguably like humanity, they dominate and destroy at a faster rate than their environment can sustain.
I would have liked to have seen more from the Engineers, but I was pleased to see them appear at all. I hope the next instalment will have the Engineers and the Aliens pitched against one another. (And doesn't the first Alien movie make that inevitable?) A fantastic piece of fan art has me really excited to see this show down on the big screen.
Ridley Scott has decided to take a new direction with this science fiction universe and I, for one, really appreciate his efforts. I've always been a fan of sci-fi first and horror second and the sci-fi aspect of these new Alien films is the bit I think works best.
Review of The Visitor (1979)
Best thing: There are some quite incredible visuals here, but my favourite part of the film is possibly the ice skating fight. (Yes, you read that right.)
Worst thing: I actually think this film suffers from progressing a little too logically. The clues that this is an Italian horror are present, but the dream-like quality that you'd see in a Fulci movie doesn't seem so consistent here. It also doesn't help that this is light on gore too.
This is completely nuts and I love it.
The trailer promised an over the top Italian production that is both bizarre and beautiful. The pacing is a bit weird, but the visuals and the atmosphere do much to make up for it.
In order to enjoy this, you really need to be on board with the Italian movie style. While this doesn't have the extreme gore of the Fulci movies I love, it still has that same captivating style like a waking nightmare.
The Visitor is essentially a version of The Omen where the evil child is the daughter of an evil alien rather than the son of the devil. Also you can have more than one evil alien child, so the daughter is constantly trying to persuade her mother to have another child. (So creepy!)
The Visitor is a gorgeous film and a weird film, but it also drags in places. Some of the dialogue felt a bit odd to me. I had a lot of fun, but the Italian style both enhances and detracts from The Visitor in pretty much equal measure.
I had a lot of fun but, in spite of some beautiful imagery in places, it's trashy fun.
Review of Singh Is King (2008)
Best thing: When a comic character who keeps pretending not to be partially deaf and blind suddenly appears in a Michael Jackson outfit, that was a lot of fun (and a musical sequence that fit much more solidly with the plot)
Worst thing: One of the more romantic songs is not only less fun than the other songs, but doesn't even come close to earning the emotional response it seems to expect to elicit from us.
A foolish figure from a Punjabi village is persuaded to leave his village because he causes so much trouble. The excuse used to get him to leave is that his brother, who is a drug kingpin in Australia, needs to come home to see their sick father. When he tracks down his brother, his brother ends up being incapacitated, so our foolish protagonist becomes the new ‘King’ but encourages his hoodlums to embrace Sikh values and cease their involvement in crime. Meanwhile there is a romantic storyline going on, which is where the focus of the story is really. The romantic plot resolves as you’d expect.
I'm not really terribly familiar with bollywood films. There is much in this film that is very charming, but it's pretty tough to stay engaged when there's so little at stake.
As fun as this film often is, it is all incredibly contrived and goofy. I enjoyed the various sequences, I eventually started to enjoy the musical sequences, but I was never really particularly gripped by the story.
The typical story cliches are here. The heir to a fortune is engaged to a mean and selfish man when she ought to be with the poor but good-hearted man, but this is telegraphed so far in advance that it just feels shallow. Another example is the question of whether bad people are irredeemable or whether they can change, but the bad people are so quickly and easily persuaded to leave their life of crime that the question is practically irrelevant.
Silly and sappy nonsense, but well-performed and quite fun. The performers put their all into this show, but the writing is incredibly shallow.
What the hell is the point of having Snoop Dogg do a version of the theme tune at the end? I mean, listening to his lyrics, I doubt he had any idea what the film was even about.
Review of Anti-Birth (2016)
Best thing: Chloë Sevigny has a really strong screen presence, even moreso than the protagonist. I was convinced that I had seen her in many other films, but I only really seem to know her as the secretary from American Psycho.
Worst thing: The story gets way too dark and convoluted. It's revealed early on that the protagonist's friend is involved in drug dealing and they have a mutilated drug addict being exploited by them. The film seems very relaxed about this and it didn't fit with the fun tone in the rest of the film. (Even the straight-up horror in the final scene seems more sweet and silly than a film with mutilated female drug addicts being casually mistreated.)
This was a less well-known horror film, but I must admit that I was intrigued by the title. Responses to the film weren't wholly negative and I went in ready for anything.
Frankly I found this to be a bit of a mess. I felt the central character was reasonably well rounded, but there wasn't any obvious connection between her situation and her position of being mysteriously impregnated.
Was the intention to say something about drug addiction? The way an addiction gets inside you and takes over your life, or something? Or was this movie actually about sexual assault? I really don't know. It mainly seemed to be about the dangers of having a friend who becomes a drug dealer with her drug dealing boyfriend.
Some good performances and the finale had some pretty cool, albeit goofy, effects. Nevertheless I found this film to be pretty dire.
I honestly didn’t just try to watch a whole series of films in a row, losing interest in each one. (Though now I’ve been introduced to Netflix, it looks like that could happen pretty easily.)
Stresses involved in moving house and switching jobs meant that I ended up with an enormous backlog of films to review. Having now finally reached the end of that backlog, it now felt like time to clarify why I haven’t ever reviewed the following films. These are often films that were recommended very highly or that I was very keen to watch.
I generally try to watch a film to the end before reviewing it. These are films I am not reviewing. They proved not to be my sort of thing and I have written an explanation in each case.
Manchester By The Sea (2016)
Dull miserable film. Our first introduction to the protagonist involves him starting a fight while drunk. The filmmakers seemed to be daring me to hate their protagonist and so, well, congratulations on that front at least...
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Does anyone actually think having a bunch of attractive scantily clad actresses makes up for the complete absence of entertaining plot, dialogue, and any sort of quality filmmaking in general? This is why Bio-Cop wasn't made into a full film. Toxic Avenger would make a great fake trailer, but the joke isn't good enough to last through a full length movie.
The BFG (2016)
Spielberg, is this really what you think London is like? Roald Dahl's stories are dark and often terrifying and that's why we love them. When the protagonist is first picked up by the BFG we are supposed to find this frightening. I mean how could being plucked from your bed by a giant hand fail to totally freak you out? This is a story about giants that eat children and the tone is all wrong. Perhaps if I'd left it longer? But we'd already seen a kidnapping by a giant portrayed as an exciting action sequence. If you want a great Dahl adaptation, watch The Witches. If you don't want a great Dahl adaptation then congratulations, Spielberg's The BFG is the film for you... ugh!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)
I just don't get it. I don't know what to say. I like Pride and Prejudice. I like zombies. I don't think this attempt to combine the two is even remotely coherent. The Bennett sisters would not engage in armed combat. It's just impossible for me to see them as the same characters. And I just feel the entire universe set up here is a bit flat. Apparently Matt Smith is good in this film, but I couldn't hang on long enough to find out.
Surely no one can relate better to the idea of wanting to identify with He-Man than myself. I put so many plastic swords down the back of my t-shirt as a child; naturally with the intention of then pulling the sword from behind me, raising it above my head and shouting, "I have the power!" So why is it that the point in the film where Chappie is introduced to Masters of the Universe is the point where I completely gave up? Perhaps after the film had already felt so ridiculously contrived for so long and after the Die Antwerp duo had already struck me as incredibly irritating, seeing Die Antwerp introducing our robot protagonist to He-Man in a contrived way was the final straw.
Pulse (Kairo) (2001)
I heard that this was a good Japanese Horror in the vein of Ring with a terrible remake. However, on v checking out the original movie I was surprised how slow and dull it was. I really tried, but so little happens, the colours are so washed out, and the lead character is so flat. I just lost all interest.
Mistress America (2015)
After Frances Ha was so sweet and instantly appealing, I thought this would have the same charm. I did not expect self-absorbed mumbling. I haven't watched Frances Ha for a while but I remember it being genuinely funny right from the start. This is most definitely not.
Hacksaw Ridge (2016)
I just want to begin by saying, I haven't changed my mind about Andrew Garfield. I still think he was great in the Amazing Spider-Man movies and continued to be great in 99 Homes and Silence. And actually he is still great here, but the way this film is written is atrocious. Nobody seems to talk like a human being. Garfield's protagonist has the most contrived sweet innocent relationship and then when he meets his contrived quirky troupe of soldiers it just became all too obvious that I wasn't connecting with any characters here. I didn't even get to see them go to war. I couldn't bring myself to return to this film.
Father's Day (2011)
I was hoping for a step up from Manborg but this obnoxious vulgar unfunny cheesy nonsense is definitely a step down. Manborg had some absolutely terrible acting and effects that were clearly cutting corners, but it has a unique style that I liked and some of the jokes really clicked with me. Father's day starts with a murderer going to town on a body in a gross scene that is intended to be taken seriously. It feels like about 10 minutes watching a serial killer being gross and about 30 seconds of him being dispatched by a vigilante. It's very unsatisfying. Once we finally move past this entirely unappealing opening we are finally introduced to what is presumably our protagonist - and he appears to be about to prostitute himself, offering a blow job to a stranger..... Give me a break.
The Babysitter (2017)
I heard this was a lot of fun. In order to have fun with a film I need to connect with the characters and in this film nobody talks like a real person. I felt like perhaps the weird lines from some bullies was supposed to be funny, but I couldn't see how. The titular babysitter randomly turns up to give our protagonist a lift home and acts like his best friend, clearly ignoring the way he is leering at her and how inappropriately close their relationship might seem to the boy. I felt a bit creeped out by that to be honest.
Jungle Book (2016)
That kid is SO frikking annoying!
And why have they taken a children's film and made given it a long dark slow-paced intro? It seems to be following a kind of Batman Begins-esque mould except that the protagonist feels like a LESS believable character as a result of the slow build-up. Also, giving us a deeper insight into this world makes it more obviously a silly children's film. If predators agree not to eat prey during the dry season, they'd die. A world where carnivores agree not to eat other animals for months is a world completely divorced from reality.
Having re-watched some films and checked out some for the first time I've finally come up with my list of movies released in 2007 in the UK that I recommend most highly. I previously only had a top 5 for this year (and I think the top five is pretty much unbeatable), but I've finally worked out a full top 10 (and there are even a couple of honourable mentions here. Recommendations get stronger and stronger the further you work your way down....
The Lives of Others
1.This Is England
The monster-love story seems somehow beautiful and natural. Our protagonist goes on holiday after the traumatic death of a loved one and meets someone who is very different from anyone he’s ever met before; perhaps even more different than he initially suspects….
An awesome anthology film of some crazy stories. Comparisons have been made with Quentin Tarantino, which doesn’t really fit as a compliment, but I can see what they mean. There’s a bit of a Pulp Fiction feel in places since the stories often move in extreme and surprising directions involving some gritty violence and dark themes. The final story involves a wedding that goes out of hand in the most hilarious way. Wild Tales is a superb black comedy.
I had no idea that Alex Garland had something this awesome up his sleeve. I couldn’t get into his novel The Beach and his screenplays for 28 Days Later and Sunshine both seemed to come into difficulties in the third act. Ex Machina presents itself initially as being about the Turing Test, and in a way that’s precisely what it is about, but it goes further than that. This is about proving the inner higher level consciousness and that means our ability to empathise and to deceive. This is about the whole dark gammet of the human psyche. Does an artificial intelligence creep us out more by being not quite like us or by being exactly like us? And how do you test the ability to deceive without using deception? Ex Machina is a genuinely philosophical film. The Matrix skirted over a whole bunch of serious philosophical questions, but Ex Machina prompts so many complex questions and explores those ideas. With tour de force performances from Alicia Vikander, Oscar Isaac and Domhall Gleeson, this is one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time. Its strengths are its intelligent sci-fi elements.
1. The Martian
I said Ex Machina was one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time, so do I think The Martian is an even greater sci-fi film? Well… sort of.
The Martian is a fantastic film, but part of the appeal is the grounded-ness of it. The Martian might be said to be about mortality and the triumph of the human spirit, but it’s not so focused on abstract concepts. The Martian is essentially about a potential future mission by NASA. It’s able to feel grounded because it is based on the current capabilities of the NASA space program.
The Martian is definitely a sci-fi movie, but only because what it something taking place in a future not yet reached. But in essence it has more in common with a true life drama like Apollo 13. I definitely had similar feelings about both films. It has been noted before that you may be more excited by Apollo 13 if you are not already fully informed on the real life story. The Martian benefits from Ridley Scott’s exciting visual presentation, our lack of familiarity with the idea of being trapped on a planet, but mostly from the colourful characters.
The most exciting character is obviously Matt Damon’s protagonist, but Jeff Daniels and Sean Bean are also great. I found Benedict Wong great as the head of the engineering team and Donald Glover has a small but memorable role as a NASA problem solver.
The Martian is an emotional rollercoaster, a comedy, a drama and a remarkably realistic and grounded story about a NASA mission that is, for now, beyond our capabilities.
Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Best thing: Luke Skywalker has changed over the years. I love the way his mysterious character is explored.
Worst thing: I think there are some pacing issues for the simple reason that the film is so very long. Also I don't feel that Rian Johnson is that interested in slowing down to pull on the heart strings. When major plot points unfold we quickly rush into the next scene, making this film quite exhausting.
This is possibly the most fun and action-packed Star Wars movie ever. I know everyone seems to love Empire best but, watching it as a child, I've always felt the ending was unsatisfying. (And naturally, not knowing the twist, I believed Darth Vader was lying. When Obi-Wan is confronted in Return of the Jedi, I was puzzled when he didn't say, "What I told you was true! You're believing Vader over me?") Even while doing a mid-trilogy bridging film, Rian Johnson is keen to ensure this has a very definite and complete feel to it.
The first Star Wars movie i.e. Star Wars (now known as "Episode 4: A New Hope") has always remained my favourite and the one advantage Star Wars has over The Last Jedi is that it is more willing to take its time. The Last Jedi is a non-stop rollercoaster ride and that isn't always a positive thing. We often don't have time to think about the significance of the cataclysmic events. And that's a real pity because there are some really important developments in Last Jedi. I care about Rey a lot more every time it's emphasised how easily she could turn to the dark side at any moment.
Another aspect which really appealed is the suggestion that we're not limited to hereditary force powers any more. This 'awakening' is spreading and things could easily go a bit Hogwarts from the looks of things...
Add to that some awesome creature designs, a fantastic performance from Benicio Del Toro and the welcome return of a certain badass stormtrooper. Last Jedi is exciting, fun, fast-paced, goes in unexpected directions, puts some real meat on the bones set up in Force Awakens and amazingly Carrie Fisher is a million times better here than she was in the last film. (Making it a real pity that she can't return in episode nine.)
I still believe the rumours that Snoak is actually Darth Plagius, the dark jedi/sith that the Emperor believed he'd killed and who apparently has powers over life and death. I think there will be more revelations about him in the next film.
For me, The Last Jedi is a fantastically fun extravaganza and for me it's the best Star Wars film since the original movie.
Review of Thor Ragnarok (2017)
Best thing: The rock warrior Korg is hilarious. (As it turns out Taika Waititi actually plays that character himself.)
Worst thing: I generally have an issue with how bitty this film is. It has great moments, but it feels like it is trying to cram too much in and that makes the pacing a bit awkward. Oddly enough the moment that bugged me the most probably wouldn't have mattered if I'd been a little more immersed. It's the scene where a character uses machine guns against the sword-wielding fantasy villains. Were those enchanted guns? The Asgardians are used to battling enemies holding laser guns so machine guns shouldn't be much of a trump card.
I kept hearing that this film was too focused on humour. Did I miss something? ALL the Thor movies have focused on humour!
The first movie had its fish-out-of-water gags. The second movie actually had its serious side edited down and hilarious banter between Thor and Loki added instead. And let's not forget that Darcy is missing from this film so she cannot provide the comic relief. (Seriously, I understand that they couldn't bring back Natalie Portman, but Kat Dennings? She couldn't make it?)
There are so many fantastic scenes here, whether we are talking about humour or action. Taika Waititi might be a slave to the producers' whims, but that doesn't stop him seriously putting his stamp on this project.
The colourful sets are amazing, the stylistic tone of this film is great too. And seriously, was that Sam Neill?
I seriously wish I'd missed the trailer, because a vital scene was clearly intended as a surprise, it was definitely one of the least predictable elements in the film and I knew it was coming.
While Cate Blanchett is cool in her role where she is youthed by CG effects (or perhaps just really great makeup?), her thunder is stolen a bit by the "secondary" villain played by Jeff Goldblum.
Frankly, while everybody seems to fawn over the original Iron Man movie I feel that also had a bit of an over-produced feel to it. For me Thor Ragnarok is a step down from a recent high streak but it doesn't go below par. For me, it's still up there with the movie that set the ball rolling on this franchise.
There is so much fun to be had in this film. Even if the overall story feels like a bit of a mess, this fantasy adventure still manages to carry the audience through in an enjoyable way.
That being said, it'd be tough to fully enjoy this film without being caught up on the film series as a whole. There are a LOT of callbacks to other films and some are entirely unnecessary. (Stephen Strange has very little purpose here.)
I recommend Thor Ragnarok with the proviso that it didn't blow me away as much as I had expected overall, even if there were individual scenes that seriously DID blow me away. I hope they give Taika Waititi another shot at one of these.
Review of Rampage (2009)
Best thing: You'd think the best thing in a movie called Rampage would be the 'rampage'. But actually those action sequences were not a highlight for me. I mean it would be pretty cool if there were dramatic stakes, but watching someone go on a meaningless murder spree is not engaging. I was actually intrigued by the Fight Club-esque dissatisfaction politics that we see in the background and which, as it happens, turns out not to matter at all.
Worst thing: When the reason for the rampage was finally revealed, it was so lame.
The movie should be called 'dick head'. The protagonist is a complete arsehole. I spent the whole movie wondering what justification he had for his rampage and the weird thing is that he not only seems to have no good reason for his rampage but the film seems to expect us to be impressed.
The early part of the film looked like it might be a Fight Club esque satire on modern society. Quite early we see the shopping channel in the background selling an African diamond. I wondered whether this was a comment on capitalism and a reference to blood diamonds. Talk about the dissatisfaction growing in society makes for a very intense first half that completely fails to pay off in the disgusting mass-murder sequence in the second half.
Basically the best part of the film is meaningless padding for the abhorrent part of the film where Uwe Boll decides to champion a nutcase on a murder spree.
This is the only Uwe Boll film I've ever seen and I'm pretty sure it will be the last.
Review of The Beyond (1981)
Best thing: Coming back to this, I absolutely love the soundtrack. Both the creepy piano music and the funky theme tune.
Worst thing: We have the cliché of a the woman being freaked out by visions of the evil, while the man is sceptical and even-tempered. Frankly we tend to identify with the woman because, seriously, who wouldn't be freaked out? (Thank goodness he doesn't slap her to calm her down. I felt we came close a few times...)
The Beyond doesn't exactly have a plot, but it is a sequence of genuinely terrifying sequences with a very distinctive visual style.
It also has some over the top sections which are a bit daft but I love them anyway, like the girl being backed into a corner by an acid spill.
The elements combine in a way that is simply unforgettable and I find it so wonderfully entertaining that Lucio Fulci is now a favourite director of mine.
Watched a version claiming to be the 'uncut' version. However, I am fairly sure it is exactly the same version I saw before. I have as yet to see a version of this film in widescreen. Perhaps if I get the Blu-Ray? Anyone have any advice?
Review of Absentia (2011)
Best thing: I like how the supernatural elements are grounded in a real situation and its emotional impact.
Worst thing: The metaphor is seriously strained.
The opening scenes about a woman coming to terms with declaring her husband dead 'in absentia' after his disappearance are heartbreaking and highly emotionally powerful.
Unfortunately when the supernatural elements enter the frame I really struggle to understand the point. If the threat is taken literally, it's always in the background and there are seemingly no rules. If the threat is taken as a metaphor, what does it represent? The police officer quite rightly asks how a missing person could keep their wallet in all the time they were missing, yet resort to eating animals. What real life scenario does any of this relate to?
This feels like an over-extended version of a short film. With a much shorter runtime, the threat could remain more of a mystery without frustrating the audience.
Review of And Now The Screaming Starts! (1973)
Best thing: Herbert Lom (probably best known as the chief inspector in the Pink Panther movies) is great as the evil grandfather? Uncle? And the line that is delivered in response to his villainy "The deeds you have done this day... will be avenged!" is really effective.
Worst thing: I understand that it's supposed to be symbolic, but seriously? That guy's son looks exactly the same as him? It just felt weird to me.
This is a bit of a slog, isn't it?
I absolutely love the fun and kinetic Amicus anthology "Tales From The Crypt", but And Now The Screaming Starts is not even remotely fun or kinetic.
A lot of visions and fainting and accusations that the lead female character is hysterical. I just found the plot dull and repetitive until it finally decides to up the drama with a rape scene.
This was just absolutely no fun whatsoever and that was a real disappointment.
Review of The Vault of Horror (1973)
Best thing: Tom Baker's story about a painter seeking revenge through magical paintings is quite a lot of fun.
Worst thing: Did the ‘Indian’ snake charmer need to be a white person covered in make-up?
This Amicus horror anthology movie is perfectly adequate. Nothing like as fun as Tales From The Crypt, but if you want more of the same this does the trick.
Reviews of Tales From The Dark Side: The Movie (1990)
Best thing: Wow, they upped the budget for that monster didn't they? That is one hell of a monster design.
Worst thing: The first story is a bit predictable.
For all its ups and downs I've been finding the episodes of Tales From The Dark Side to be a lot of fun. Considering that this movie might as well be Creepshow 2 (since this genuinely is a collaboration between George Romero and Stephen King, unlike the actual Creepshow 2), I think it actually makes for a very high quality follow-up.
Better segments than the average tv episode. A higher level of quality than Creepshow itself. Like the tv show, it is a bit silly and admittedly.
Stephen King's segment does drag a bit in the middle (but what a payoff!).
If you enjoyed Creepshow or if you've ever enjoyed an epidode of Tales From The Dark Side I really think you should give this a go.
Review of In The Mouth Of Madness (1994)
Best thing: Sam Neil gives a great central performance as a cynical insurance investigator who is a bit of an arsehole, yet somehow endearing anyway. Neill really makes us feel his character's fear, even while his character dismisses the horrors around him with a strictly sceptical outlook.
Worst thing: One creature feature that appears when Sam Neill is trying to leave the town of Hobb’s End looks a bit too fake. The effects and make up seems to vary in effectiveness in this film. Some look amazing, but others look a bit cheap.
Still one of my favourite John Carpenter movies. A Lovecraftian horror film about an evil author based on a combination of H.P. Lovecraft and Stephen King.
Sam Neill's character believes that the claim that the author has disappeared is most likely a publicity stunt. He and a publisher go in search of the popular author and discover that some of his literary works may not actually be fictional.
Quality monster effects and a great sense of fun, as well as some genuinely creepy moments, make In The Mouth Of Madness a fantastic horror film. Fans will recognise the phrase, "Do you read Sutter Cane?" A seemingly innocuous phrase that has greater significance in the film.
It also amuses me that I've seen an idiot online (sure, who hasn't?) trying to suggest that this is relevant to Harry Potter. Only if JK Rowling is secretly bringing about the apocalypse. I think we're safe on that front...
Review of Raw (2016)
Best thing: The sequence of events surrounding the finger.
Worst thing: My personal biggest issue, beyond my general lack of engagement with this paper-thin plot, is the widespread hazing. I mean seriously, how are these ridiculous antics accepted in a serious vetinary school? A girl painted blue, a boy painted yellow, told to stay in a room til they are green? With no build up to this stupid ritual? Who cleans up after this stupid messy idiocy?
The idea behind Raw seems quite promising. A girl who is brought up to be a vegetarian then gets a taste for human flesh. The story is essentially a coming-of-age film. Add to that a sibling rivalry and you've got a pretty neat quality horror film - in theory.
Unfortunately, I had real problems with the storytelling here. I had real trouble engaging with the lead character. Our protagonist is quiet, withdrawn, hungry for human flesh and experiencing a sexual awakening, but I never get much in the way of personality from her. (The sister has personality, but she's basically a villain.)
This is not necessarily a big problem. Sometimes protagonists can be less strong characters because the important thing is their reactions to their surroundings essentially as an audience surrogate.
However, the other characters never really do much to take center stage. Beyond the finger-eating scene I didn't feel like any events in the story felt climactic. In fact, in the second half I found that the film felt very repetitive. And the conceit that they all find themselves compelled to join in with ridiculous hazing rituals, which have become a requirement in this supposedly prestigious vetinary college, just struck me as dumb.
Shouldn't hazing rituals normally involve an audience who may laugh when the deeds are done but eventually congratulate the individuals when they complete their task. But here there's something bureaucratic about the hazing system here, with students queuing up to eat some random bit of raw meat. Normally a challenge should be built up to gain significance, but here nobody seems to care much about any of the rituals. Not to be over-dramatic, but doing horrible activities simply for the purpose of box-ticking seems kind of fascist to me. Was that intentional?
Also, while I know he's a side character, the gay flatmate who doesn't stay gay (which is fine by the way) seems to have no life of his own. Does he have any gay relationships in this film before he sleeps with a girl? I feel like he's only gay so we'll be less surprised that he's our protagonist's roommate and more surprised when he sleeps with a girl.
Frankly, seeing the potential in the movie Raw makes me all the more disappointed by the final product. It's all a bit... under-cooked!
Review of Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Best thing: The phantom's outfit is amazing, parricularly the box attached to it that allows him to speak. But besides that outfit I think the best thing is Beef (played by Gerrit Graham), a figure chosen to have a very different style of performance from that intended by the protagonist, but still having an amazing style of his own. He also ends up being a more fully formed character than most.
Worst thing: Look, the music is great, but there is no consistent theme. A good musical has tent pole themes which firmly mark the stages of the story, but this just feels like the same thing over and over again. The connection between the lyrics and the scene is often very hard to ascertain.
Phantom of the Paradise is a very inventive film. Our phantom's face is broken by a factory record press. We have a rock concert instead of an opera. The villain even has a kind of Dorian Gray thing going on.
Unfortunately the lack of clear obvious choruses to help structure the story means that the film often drags in spite of the fun elements.
I admire Phantom of the Paradise a great deal and there are aspects that I very definitely enjoyed. But I felt this was too aimless to really like much as an overall film.
Review of Cheap Thrills (2013)
Best thing: I love how naturally
Ethan Embry and Pat Healy’s characters evolve over the course of the film.
Worst thing: Sara Paxton (Claire from Ti West's “The Innkeepers”) doesn't get much opportunity to shine here.
Simple but effective. A couple who seem to have a ridiculous amount of disposable income start offering money in exchange for bigger and bigger dares to two friends who both haven't been having a great deal of luck.
Thanks to some great compelling performances and a highly capable production this turned out to be a very entertaining film with a very satisfying finale.
Review of A Monster Calls (2016)
Best thing: The effects of the monster are incredible. We see it in a number of contexts and it Liam Neeson is fantastic in the role.
Worst thing: Sigourney Weaver gives an awkward performance like she is having to constantly remind herself to put on an accent. You can practically see Weaver reminding herself to say mum and not mom.
A Monster Calls is a fantastically well made and, besides Sigourney Weaver's uncharacteristically awkward performance, the production is pretty much perfect. However, there is still a question of how well the book has been adapted or how suited the novel is for a big screen adaptation.
The monster is genuinely terrifying on first appearance in a way that Spielberg's BFG ought to have been. A giant grabbing you in its huge hands SHOULD be scary and that's not inappropriate for a children's story. (Spielberg's BFG decided not to focus on fear from the child protagonist, instead focussing on the BFG doing Metal Gear Solid style stealth moves.)
Admittedly the giant monster only wants to tell stories, but then he says he wants a story and return. While its obvious that this must involve telling a personal truth and we know from the way the monster poses the demand that it's not going to be easy, but it's harder to work out what secret this child could be hiding.
The deeply held secret that the monster wants the protagonist to reveal is worth the wait. However, after that reveal I felt the film took rather longer than necessary to wrap up. The emotional punch of the secret meant that the final moments of the film were just too plain and predictable by comparison.
I'd also note that we don't get much in the way of a third story. And what is the deal with the bully who gives off serious 'sexual predator' vibes. I'm all for varying depictions of bullying and showing the psychological rather than physical traumas of bullying, but it's strange to have a disturbing and unusual kind of bully like this and not follow up with any further unpacking of the situation.
Still, this is a strong emotionally powerful story that doesn't feel like it is condescending its young audience.
Review of Ghoul School (1990)
Best thing: The sense of fun and the clear enthusiasm of the main cast members.
Worst thing: What to choose... I think I'll go with the band's song that is completely out of sync with their playing of the instruments. The biggest problems are with technical abilities of the filmmakers and in that scene their limitations are particularly apparent.
There is, admittedly, a certain level of charm to this ultra low budget monster movie. However, the film isn't as funny as it thinks it is. It's like a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode if the technical crew for effects, set-design, makeup, etc. all went missing from the studio along with the main cast members.
It's a seriously dumb film but somewhat watchable despite its extensive flaws.
Review of Darkest Hour (2017)
Best thing: The phone call from Churchill to President Franklin D Roosevelt is actually hilarious.
Worst thing: There is one scene that seems to be oddly edited. Perhaps I missed something, but one character asks for something to be repeated. It isn't repeated. But then the very NEXT thing that is said, is said twice! Didn’t the filmmaker want to depict him asking them to repeat the thing they then repeated, rather than the asking them to repeat the words they then did not decide to repeat?
A solid biopic which avoids the flawed decision of so many biopics to finish with the central figure's death.
Churchill's character is brought to life by Gary Oldman. In spite of concerns that his face would be overly covered with puffy makeup (an issue I had with that movie where Anthony Hopkins played Hitchcock) Gary Oldman's face isn't as heavily covered as you might think. Oldman uses his array of expressions to pull us into the character.
Britain is losing against Germany, France is on the verge of surrender and the retreating British army is trapped on the coastline. Winston Churchill is given the role of Prime Minister because nobody else wants the role and because he is more likely to gain approval from the shadow cabinet. What becomes especially clear is just how disliked Churchhill was by his political peers when he first took the role.
A film that greatly compliments and is complimented by Nolan's Dunkirk. Where Dunkirk focused on the oppressive hopelessness of the soldiers struggling to get home, Darkest Hour focuses on Churchill's struggle to find any kind of hope in a situation others deemed hopeless.
Fantastic performances, fantastic cast, great pacing, and it seems the best Joe Wright films must always be punctuated by the sounds of typewriter keys.
I feel like our insight into the secretary, played by Lily James, was limited. I feel that, after this and Baby Driver, she is still waiting for a role that really makes the most of her talents.
The scene on the London Underground feels a little contrived, though with that being said it didn't fall flat. Overall Darkest Hour is a powerful film, a remarkably strong biopic and a well timed pairing with Nolan's recent highly lauded film about the same events.
Review of Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970)
Best thing: I started the film thinking that the computer was being put in a position where things could go very wrong. And yet the direction of the film surprised me.
Worst thing: Hang on! The unemotional computer cares about privacy during sex? I think the idea that a need for modesty would hold weight with an unrelentingly rational computer is the most dated aspect of this film.
I heard this was a pretty dry film and I guess that was true, but this cold war thriller about an artificial intelligence system is wonderfully tense.
Forbin announces that he has built a rational supercomputer, housed in a self-sustaining impregnable bunker, and put it in charge of the nuclear deterrent. The President proudly reveals this decision in a public broadcast, but the celebrations are cut short when computer announces "There Is Another System".
The nuclear controls of Skynet in The Terminator are basically just backstory to set up a post-apocalyptic world. But here, we get the real predicament of a computer controlled deterrent in a cold war scenario. This is a smart political sci-fi film and I was blown away.
Clearly the film Demon Seed took more than a few ideas from here.
Sure, there are some more dated elements in Colossus: The Forbin Project, but then again the setting at the height of the cold war is what makes this story so exciting.
Review of The Belko Experiment (2016)
Best thing: I think the best thing is the premise. An experiment demanding that employees kill each other or die. It's a great vision of Battle Royale in an office.
Worst thing: John C. McGinley from Scrubs didn't quite seem to fit his role as a creep. I was keen to see what he would do with this role, but he ended up feeling rather miscast to me. However, it is possible that my familiarity with him in Scrubs is what made this seem so jarring.
Simple but effective, Belko Experiment is a cool little sci-fi thriller. I think it could have benefited from being a bit more political. There isn't all that much depth beyond aggressive elements in human nature and perhaps the dominance of faceless corporations.
I guess the idea is supposed to be that for all the positive messages a company feeds its employees, they don’t necessarily have your best interests at heart. And also that while people might seem nice and get along in the workplace, they can sink to base self-interest and, well, pretty much facism, if things become sufficiently chaotic. Perhaps there’s even a reference to the Milgram Experiment implied here.
But, as I say, this film does little to explore concepts with any depth. It’s silly horror fun.
The protagonist’s main feature is that he is stuck on his high horse, which I guess is easy enough when your colleagues are resorting to mass murder. There are two occasions where he does anything particularly smart in the whole movie, but generally he just seems to get by on luck. He’s not really a particularly compelling character. He’s mostly a blank slate to represent the audience. So that’s another missed opportunity for depth in this film. Though I think Tony Goldwyn makes up for it as the villain. He’s playing it pretty similarly to his villain in “The 6th Day”, but heck, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
Overall, I must admit, I had fun and found this a very satisfying watch.
Review of Priceless (2006)
Best thing: The central relationship between Audrey Tautou and Gad Elmaleh is always compelling regardless of your feelings about the humour or the plot.
Worst thing: I know it's a gag, but the way everyone's 'indecisive' act is word-for-word the same felt a bit odd.
My favourite Audrey Tautou movies are "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" and "Amelie". After checking out "Dirty Pretty Things" again I felt the need to rewatch this sweet little comedy "Priceless".
Audrey Tautou plays a gold digger. When she mistakes a hotel valet for a rich man, she draws him into her world in ways that end up being quite unexpected.
While not perfect, Priceless is definitely a better than average comedy. Audrey Tautou is awesome and I think she really helps to elevate this film.
Tautou also looks very glamorous here and I can see how she ended up playing Coco before Chanel straight after this. Unfortunately, after that her last high profile release would seem to be The Da Vinci Code and must admit, I've seen neither of those two films.
But Priceless is a hilarious little film and a must-see for any Audrey Tautou fan.
Review of Mindhorn (2016)
Best thing: I just love Russell Tovey and seeing him appear here was such a wonderful surprise. He's very funny and his expressive face allows him to draw us into the emotional side of his scenes too.
Worst thing: There are some funny moments, but the humour is a bit of a mixed bag. This is missing the level of hilarity we'd expect from an Alan Partridge show or a slickly crafted Edgar Wright directed comedy; though not by much.
Julian Barratt, who plays the protagonist, isn't familiar to me and somehow comes off like a combination between Simon Pegg and Steve Coogan. He's pretty good, but his similarity to these comic titans is distracting and that goes for the whole film really. It feels a bit too familiar and not sufficiently fresh.
All this being said, I won't pretend I didn't have fun. Mindhorn might be a formula we've seen before, but it's not a sub-par knock off by any means.
Mindhorn is a character that used to be played by our unlikeable washed-up protagonist back in his heyday. When he is told that a serial killer believes Mindhorn is a real person and will only speak to the fictional tv personality, he sees this as a potential uplift for his stagnant career.
Review of Gremlins (1984)
Best thing: The mother's rampage in the kitchen is still awesome. (Though the one-on-one with Stripe in the department store is still awesome too.)
Worst thing: While I have never really had a problem with this growing up, I recognise more than ever now that the girlfriend's Christmas sob story is jarring and unnecessary.
One of my favourite movies of all time. Heck, seriously, everyone loves Gremlins, right?
Review of Bright (2017)
Best thing: When the dark elves go on a killing spree it is just so cool. I had no idea the main psychopathic dark elf was Noomi Rapace. She seriously kicks arse in this film.
Worst thing: Just generally there aren't many surprises in the second half and the two main characters aren't always particularly consistent. But the clearest sign for the audience that there has been some unhelpful script-editing is when the crazy warrior with a sword appears prominently at the beginning, is quickly revealed to be not so crazy, and then disappears entirely.
Okay sure, this doesn't entirely work. There are story issues. But there are fantastic moments and ths world-building is great. Lord Of The Rings brought into modern day? It's a really cool original idea. I love the way the extravagant opening mixes real life racial issues with fantasy creatures by displaying some cool graffiti art.
The suggestion from some quarters seems to be that Max Landis has a bad reputation as a writer. On the contrary, I thought he had a pretty great track record: Chronicle, American Ultra, Victor Frankenstein. These are all films I've enjoyed a great deal, particularly American Ultra. I haven't seen any other films written by Landis so, with Bright being my least favourite of his films so far, that's still a pretty great track record by my reckoning.
Wil Smith is stuck with the first Orc police officer as a partner. The Orcs hate his partner and so do the humans, including his fellow officers. Wil Smith has a bad reputation simply by having him as a partner and while he isn't prejudiced himself, he doesn't want to be friends either and the sooner he can get a different partner, he feels, the better.
But destiny draws them into the middle of a struggle for power over an ancient weapon of mass destruction: a magic wand.
I personally hope they do something really cool with the sequel. Now that the world and characters have been established they are free to expand this world in a less generic way.
Unfortunately, the film Bright, in spite of some cool moments, is very generic. It's true that this is a missed opportunity, but overall I enjoyed it. Since Netflix are announcing a sequel, I hope the hate spurs them to higher rather than lower expectations for their follow-up. Who cares about the haters?
“We’re not in a prophecy, we’re in a stolen Toyota Corolla.” Lol! Best thing I’ve seen from Wil Smith in years.
Review of Mazes and Monsters (1982)
Best thing: Tom Hanks wandering in the New York sewer talking to a hobo about the dragon/subway train above them.
Worst thing: The performances were so bland and flat. Tom Hanks perhaps unsurprisingly out-acts everyone, despite playing a figure who is emotionally withdrawn due to mental illness.
The two reasons why you might check out this film are for its supposed anti-Dungeons and Dragons stance and for its early Tom Hanks performance. Neither turn out to be terribly compelling.
Sure, Tom Hanks is great but this is not particularly good material and his costars are very flat indeed.
And while the movie opens with a satanic panic news broadcast, this is a flash-forward to a scene midway through the film. Not only is it revealed that the protagonists were not playing a traditional RPG but, in actual fact, nobody was ever in any danger. Bizarrely, the film takes little interest in deconstructing the bizarrely sensationalist news report, even having chosen to use that news report as its opening scene.
Worst of all, Mazes and Monsters (the title is a pseudonym for Dungeons and Dragons) is a boring film. Several friends start playing RPG games together, develop a LARPing version of the game, and to mix things up, mental illness causes one player to develop an obsession with the game. That player comes to connect the game with his own traumatic memories of his brother.
Review of Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Best thing: Dirty Pretty Things has what I would consider a star-studded cast: Audrey Tautou, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sergi Lopez, Sophie Okonedo. However, my favourite performance here has got to be Benedict Wong. He's always so much fun in everything and here he gets to steal all the best lines.
Worst thing: This is essentially a cartoonish story in many ways and the immigration officers are demonised in a way befitting cartoon villains. That's fine. When you accept that this is a cartoonish setting it's pretty restrained. But for a sweet happy-go-lucky cartoonish movie did we need this much rape?
This is such a fun little film. Even while out if her depth in an English speaking role, Audrey Tautou is still brilliant. Even while the film is focused on her relationship with Chiwetel Ejiofor, she always comes across as a strong female character in her own right.
A tale of both legal and illegal immigration in London with some cutting satire in places, but mostly just a really fun film with some fantastic British performers and some strong European acting talent brought in for good measure.
I love Dirty Pretty Things and for me this is Stephen Frears' best movie and (in my opinion) far superior to Philomena.
Review of The Skull (1965)
Best thing: I generally love how the premise unfolds particularly in the first half, but the attempt to sell the skull to the curious researcher and skeptic is probably my favourite bit.
Worst thing: Towards the end it should be no surprise that there is a big "being sent mad" sequence. I found that it really dragged and I didn't feel particularly able to roll with it.
Peter Cushing and the premise is fun but I think the more this becomes a ghost story where our protagonist is being sent mad, the less engaged I become. The idea of a skull that influences people in a disturbing way is a neat concept, but I wanted a more unique payoff, perhaps with rather more ambiguity.
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing are great, but the film simply doesn’t end up being as fun as the early scenes had me expecting.
Review of The Gate (1987)
Best thing: Yooou've beeeen baaaaad!
Worst thing: What actually annoyed me most is the sister's male friend who goes off as if to bury the dog, but we never see him actually do it. I mean, who buries someone else's dog?
A gremlins-esque horror movie. I'd heard this was a lot of fun and they really weren't lying. The characters aren't particularly deep but they play their parts well and there is some great exciting effects work.
I felt the film was rather lacking in subtext. As much as the threat of demons rising from the abyss was cool it wasn't always clear why it was an issue for them on a personal level.
Also, since this is a children's film, issues end up getting resolved a little too easily.
I'm glad I watched this. I really appreciate horror-for-kids movies. I just think perhaps I was more than a little too old for it - and that's a real pity.
Review of Detour (2016)
Best thing: I love how colourful this film is. Use of colour isn't something I normally focus on but it really impressed me here.
Worst thing: A goon shows up at one point towards the end of the film and I found myself wondering how he found them. Now I can see there are shots clearly establishing that they are being followed, so I'm wondering why they don't strike earlier. I have some ideas on this anyway and perhaps it is best off not being spelled out to us.
For some reason I can't seem to help but compare this to Baby Driver, even though Detour doesn't feature car chases or a bombastic soundtrack. However, what they DO have in common is that they are both crime dramas. In both cases much of the runtime take place in a car, Tye Sheridan looks practically identical to Ansel Elgort, and they are both very rich and vibrantly coloured films.
This isn't the action-packed extravaganza that Baby Driver was and yet, for me, this is the superior film.
I would say that Tye Sheridan was the better leading man. One little touch I liked involved him regularly turning his head as he's distracted by girls in the strip club.
As well as the vibrant colours, director Christopher Smith also makes some neat use of split screen. This is a script that loves to play with audience expectations and Christopher Smith's direction compliments that aspect of the story nicely.
It's been a long time since we had a great film from Christopher Smith. Triangle and Black Death both had him established as a firm favourite, but his tv mini-series Labyrinth was utterly dire and, while sweet, I was not really a fan of his Santa-Claus-goes-to-prison film "Get Santa".
I think Detour is my favourite Christopher Smith movie. A smart entertaining crime drama that really pulled me along for the ride.
Review of Watership Down (1978)
Best thing: Some amazing visuals, particularly in the more horrifying moments. And I love the rabbit religious mythology.
Worst thing: The song by Art Garfunkel is an annoying sideshow and complete detracts from the pacing of the film (also ending is bit of an anti-climax after the chaos that comes before.
As much as I enjoyed Watership Down, the ending is really unsatisfying. It's also awkward that while this is very obviously a children's story it's often quite dry as well. I could accept that children can handle the more horrifying elements, but the characters seem to be mostly unemotional pragmatists and the film spends so much time contemplating death (represented in their mythology by 'the black rabbit').
Watership Down is worth a watch but, rather than children being disturbed by certain elements (though certainly parental guidance is needed if the child is very young) I think most children would find this boring. I don't know if I ever watched this all the way through as a child or whether I just saw bits of it. In any case I feel fairly sure that, as a child, this either made little impression on me or failed to hold my interest.
All this being said, I absolutely adore the just-so story at the beginning. A religious of origin myth for rabbits acting as the centre point for a rabbit religion was such a great idea that I never forgot it. I know that, if nothing else, I saw that intro as a child.
Rough Night (2017)
I should have realised that this movie belonged on my "films I will probably never watch" list. Wacky humour, toilet humour and way too disjointed to build up the humour across the runtime effectively. It's the sort of trashy American comedy more interested in finding loud moments for the trailer than actually crafting a solid comedy script. And I was hoodwinked too. I was sold on this by the trailer, but the film was boring. When their solicitor gives them clear advice on what to do with the dead body situation and it takes them another five minutes to remember what they'd just been told on the phone, I lost all patience. When the characters can't even focus on the film while they are in it, how can you expect me to care in the audience? Johansson, you can do better than this!
Review of Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Best thing: The AI girlfriend was something I found interesting, particularly since the only difference between her and her Replicant user would seem to be her lack of a body. Any questions about her lack of humanity would also need to be asked about our protagonist played by Ryan Gosling.
Worst thing: Jared Leto's philosophical ramblings felt utterly meaningless to me. And when he's murdering replicants seemingly for his own amusement it shows us that he's a clear evil villain, but don't we want more subtlety and nuance in a Blade Runner movie? There were no clear villains in the original film.
So the new replicants are obedient and don't kill people? Um... that is patently false.
Anyway Ryan Gosling has been given a character that is just as uninteresting as Harrison Ford's character was in the first movie. However, he is paired up with an AI hologram girlfriend who is much more expressive. The encouragement and trust she shows towards him make him more interesting as a result. Unfortunately I was not happy with the conclusion of her arc which seemed to undermine the journey we took with her.
There's no equivalent to Rutger Hauer here. Jared Leto natters on about his pseudo philosophy. His second in command is psychopathic replicant who never seems to have a fleshed out personality.
In the original Blade Runner there were technically no villains. In this sequel the villains are one-dimensional psychopaths.
When Harrison Ford turns up he basically hi-jacks the film from Gosling. He is basically told by Jared Leto that he's the chosen one. I found it all very uninspiring.
Sure Blade Runner 2049 looks great, but it's a hollow shell. The big reveal moments in this film consistently ring hollow and none moreso than the finale.
Review of Short Film: “2036: Nexus Dawn” (2017)
This short film is available to view online. Try this link if you want to check it out.
Best thing: Well Benedict Wong of course. He's a really emotionally expressive member of the panel who are judging the future of replicant production. He brings a lot of personality to his small role.
Worst thing: What with this being a short taster film before the Blade Runner sequel, I think the fact that none of the ideas put forward here are explored in any meaningful way in that feature length film would be the biggest problem.
Jared Leto's rants actually make sense and seem appropriate?
The scene is actually emotionally affecting rather than alienating?
There's a clear reference to a real issue from the original Blade Runner? (i.e. why would you keep manufacturing Replicants if they go mad and kill everyone?)
This short film makes the concept of super-obedient Replicants almost terrifying. Yet this whole concept is practically unaddressed (and arguably actively contradicted) in the feature length Blade Runner sequel.
Very keen to see what Luke Scott does on the future. This was great! Certainly, it's harder to maintain this intensity across a full length film, but after this I really think Luke Scott should give it a go.
Review of Free Fire (2016)
Best thing: This is a great cast and my favourite performance would have to be Sharlto Copley who gets to have a lot of fun as a self-obsessed poser.
Worst thing: The humour felt off to me. Worked for me better than in Sightseers, but I still often found the gags fell flat.
So this is what a good Ben Wheatley film looks like, is it?
Still not my thing, but not bad.
Some Irish terrorists enter into an arms deal with a rich eccentric American playboy. They have an argument and then shoot at each other. As the shoot out gets more and more ridiculous, this becomes quite amusing.
Mildly entertaining, but a lot of the humour didn't work for me. Frankly I found much of this a bit lame. It's a great cast, but the script didn't connect with me. As with Sightseers, I don't think Wheatley's brand of comedy is on my wavelength.
Review of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri (2017)
Best thing: Sam Rockwell has a surprising character arc that really impressed me.
Worst thing: I don't know much about Ebbing, but I can't help but feel that this is really a story about Ireland being set in America instead. The exchange between our protagonist and a priest sounds more like something you would see in the movie Calvary. Also, while I know it's not impossible, how likely is it that a Kiwi would move to this small, somewhat backward, town and marry the police chief?
Another strong entry for Martin McDonagh, but it's still no In Bruges. It felt like a lot of the film could just as easily be set in Ireland, especially when it comes to the scene where our protagonist rants angrily at a priest.
The protagonist is a grieving mother who chooses to set up three billboards that complain about the police's lack of progress. What follows is an exploration of guilt, love, hatred, revenge and redemption; often taking these elements in an unexpected direction.
Still, as you'd expect from a Martin McDonagh film, it's very funny and often gets very dark. There's an array of great acting talent and a deeply flawed protagonist.
It might not be the best Martin McDonagh film but it's still pretty great all the same. All McDonagh's films are a bit chaotic and this is no different. Like with Seven Psychopaths, I'm not sure that the randomness always works for me, but in both cases I had a fantastic time overall.
Review of On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Best thing: The ending is very powerful, though the action scenes are a close second particularly the fight on a toboggan run.
Worst thing: Frankly the girls at the facility in the ski resort are entirely uninteresting, as is Bond's espionage undercover work in that facility, particularly considering that the baddie he converses with ought to recognise Bond immediately.
Finally hearing the On Her Majesty's Secret Service theme in the film itself, I can see what a great piece of music it really is. It's surprising that All The Time In The World isn't the title song, but if you are going to start your Bond film with an entirely instrumental piece of music then this is the way to do it.
Somehow the violence is more brutal and the action is more exciting than I found in the Connery Bond movies. George Lazeby also turns out to be pretty great Bond and Diana Rigg makes for a much more cerebral Bond girl (if only the other Bond girls in this film didn't seem quite so braindead to make up for it).
In an early scene there is a very cool espionage scene. Bond needs to steal some information and, in a scene with no dialogue that is nevertheless absolutely gripping, we see a carefully planned operation carried out.
Sure this isn't perfect but it's definitely one of the better Bond movies. Considering where this is placed in the Bond timeline it's remarkably well-paced. I'm surprised that I was originally told this was one of the weaker films in the series. I found the first two Connery movies very tedious, while this was anything but!
Review of The Grifters (1990)
Best thing: A great cast, with Anjelica Huston in particular being simply amazing.
Worst thing: The suggestion that Anjelica Huston and Annette Bening could be mistaken for one another is absurd. Anjelica Huston has a big puffy bright white hairdo and there's no way anyone is going to think that is Annette Bening with her less expansive red hair.
A bit of a meandering storyline with some great performances, but a rather unsatisfying finale.
I thought this could be great but by the end it fell a bit flat for me.
Review of Cult of Chucky (2017)
Best thing: Things get seriously weird in a way I found very appealing.
Worst thing: While a cliffhanger ending can be great, I felt we deserved a firmer conclusion after all that buildup.
There seems to be a dividing line between those who think Bride of Chucky was an unfortunate diversion from the chilling slasher movie roots of this franchise and those who think Bride of Chucky was a much-needed shot in the arm for a series that had always had its roots in horror-comedy anyway. I'm very much in the latter camp.
I actually found the antecedent entry, Curse of Chucky, to be a little lacking in punch. There were a lot of good elements but I could not get all that excited about it. I feel that with Cult of Chucky the punch has returned. Admittedly this entry also makes some additions to the mythology that allow this to become incredibly weird by the end. Some may find it a little too ridiculous.
As someone who found Tiffany's phone call to AA in Seed of Chucky to be one of the series' high points, I have no problem with this series daring to be nuts. To that degree, Cult of Chucky delivers in spades.
I'm a little annoyed that this is left so open-ended. It's annoying to have a movie that feels like more of a chapter in a wider story rather than a neat and satisfying narrative in its own right. But I still had a very good time with this.
Review of The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)
Best thing: The cast are all pretty great. I'd say my favourite performance is from Daniel Bruhl.
Worst thing: We discover that absolutely anything could happen on this spacecraft and the laws of nature are regularly completely disregarded. Yet none of the characters seem to take this into account in their plans. "I have a complicated plan and it's going to work." Wouldn't something like, say, a complete reversal of the forces of gravity, irrevocably screw up those plans? Or any other plan? Heck, they are lucky that the life support system doesn't just turn inside out. A spaceship is such a fragile ecosystem and the eponymous "paradox" means it could all mess up irreversibly any time and the super-intelligent scientists never recognise how perilous their situation is.
A film set in a future where the world is running low on energy and both Germany and Russia are on the verge of war (what?). We vaguely see that a Cloverfield monster attack starts happening in the Uk. Weirdly sceptics about the work of scientists on space station (where the majority of the action takes place) refer to the "Cloverfield Paradox" but no reason is ever given for that label. Cue scientific experiment in space going very wrong and a fairly dumb resolution to the issue.
Anything can happen in this movie and anything quite often does happen, but that makes it utterly bizarre when the spaceship's crew are proposing plans to resolve a situation where everything can go wrong without warning at a moments notice. I guess it's my long-running issue with ghost stories coming into play. But at least in a ghost story the protagonists actually recognise their lack of control of the situation.
A waste of a great cast, and quite a decent budget, on a script that is utterly uninteresting.
Review of War For The Planet of the Apes (2017)
Best thing: Andy Serkis is magnificent as the leader of the apes. Though a close second is a new character known as Bad Ape.
Worst thing: What was the wall for? We are told they are building a wall, but there's no clear indication that it serves any real purpose. Also the film should be called Exodus (across the Planet of the Apes) not War.
The Planet of the Apes series has its flaws from beginning to end (mostly due to budget limitations), but every instalment (possibly barring Tim Burton's failed reboot) has something cool and interesting about it. (For me, Beneath is one of the weakest entries, but there is no doubting its inventiveness.)
A consistent feature of the new Planet of the Apes movies seems to be that the ape aspects are stronger than the human aspects.
In Rise, James Franco's research felt less interesting to me than Caesar's rebellion in the ape sanctuary. In Dawn, the human struggle for a source of electricity was less interesting than the apes' internal politics. (Though when Koba starts openly killing his own apes, it became rather less nuanced.)
In War the human aspect is still the least interesting, but I liked what they did with Woody Harrelson's character and I felt the ape segments were very strong.
Exciting, fun and benefiting from a solid performance from Andy Serkis as the ape leader, with the Planet of the Apes mythology still very compelling. For me, this a solid finale to the trilogy and the best of the new Planet of the Apes movies.
Review of Chopping Mall (1986)
Best thing: Dick Miller of course!
Worst thing: The character development sections simply do not pay off very well once the action starts. And that's a real pity since so many of the characters have a fantastic set up. Bechdel test? No problem!
Frankly a movie about an assault by robots ought to be more exciting than this. Nice robots and that's a cool head explosion effect, but in the end this is just a bit dull.
The problem is that, after a convoluted set-up whereby a bunch of older teenagers meet up for a party after hours in a furniture store, the seemingly endless scenes intended to develop the characters at the beginning of the film only result in the typical flat slasher victims for the rest of the film.
This could be a lot worse and, sure, it's quite fun in places. But it's a bit of a slog considering that it’s so light and silly.
Review of Six Days (2017)
Best thing: Mark Strong is brilliant as the negotiator and he pulls off the amazing feat of encouraging us to care what happens to the armed terrorists who have invaded the embassy.
Worst thing: The story about the BBC correspondents standing outside filming was not interesting. Frankly any attempts to introduce us to them on a personal level felt like unnecessary filler.
Somehow I was expecting something a bit more Zero Dark Thirty. Sure, you can have all the umming and ahhing about the plight of the hostages and the concerns that drove the terrorists to take this course of action. But in the end I wanted the brutal finale and this isn't really that sort of film.
Nevertheless Six Days IS a lot of fun and has some great performances. It's always great to see Jamie Bell in a good film. Even in something like "Jumper" he's still awesome, but he often seems to have bad luck with the projects he's given.
Six Days feels a bit "made for tv", but it's still a great tv movie and I really enjoyed it.
Get comfy and prepare yourself for a fairly straightforward but well structured story of UK politics surrounding terrorism during a terrorist attack on the Iranian embassy in London in the 80s.
It might not have the excitement of something like Eye In The Sky but it feels a great deal more grounded.
Too Rubbish To Finish:
A Ghost Story (2017)
It was a struggle to even reach the bit with the ghost. The most boring couple ever who mumble at each other and seem utterly humourless. Apparently they are musicians but the woman talks about moving the piano and the man listens to his compositions on headphones, so we certainly don't see the sharing a passion for music with each other, or a passion for anything else for that matter.
Long lingering shots for no reason. Gorgeously shot but lacking in any real content beyond that. I thought perhaps after the death we might see Rooney Mara interact with someone other than her strong silent emotionless lover but it seems like she doesn't share her grief with any family or friends at all. A woman leaves a note saying "very sorry and would you like me to get an estimate for painting the house?" Are these aliens or something? Why don't they seem to have a grasp on either joy in life or grief when mourning? When people are sad they need support from those who care about them. So why doesn't Rooney Mara interact with a whole bunch of people straight after her boyfriend's death? Does she have no friends?
The unintentionally hilarious 'ghost subtitles' were the final straw.
Review of Death of Stalin (2017)
Best thing: Jason Isaacs as the head of the Red Army is hilarious.
Worst thing: It's such a horrible period in Russian history and most likely portrayed pretty accurately. Yet somehow that doesn't matter, it's still very funny. I almost feel guilty laughing though.
Armando Ianucci's latest film is a fantastic masterpiece of political satire.
I'm not sure how he chose this project. It's almost like he was musing as to what he could apply his The Thick of It format to next. He'd used it to make a movie about British and American politicians squabbling over fake dossiers and a tv series based around a narcissistic American Vice President. So what option could be more fitting and relevant than a satire about politics in the Post-Stalinist Soviet Union?
Yet this setting fits the format of The Thick of It brilliantly and the theme of spineless backstabbing politicians who try to portray themselves as holding to higher principle when they are all just out for themselves is common to pretty much all Ianucci's work (even arguably Alan Partridge).
An amazing cast and an absolutely hilarious film. Possibly the best film of the year? So great!
Review of Detroit (2017)
Best thing: I actually felt the characterisation was the best thing. Like with Bigelow's previous film, Zero Dark Thirty, this film is focused on giving us a depiction of a real event that is connected to the public consciousness in some way. But where that protagonist was very withdrawn and cold (which was admittedly intentional) Detroit has a variety of very clearly defined central characters. None melted my heart more than the lead singer of The Dramatics as his opportunity to perform onstage is snatched away. (Presumably a taste of the things to come for actor Algee Smith.)
Worst thing: There's a lineup shown in the section towards the end of the film and I think we are supposed to gauge what is happening from the visuals. I may have jumped to more shocking conclusions than were warranted.
A really sad tale of police brutality and heated racial tensions. There is an obnoxious article in The Huffington Post that argues that Detroit is irresponsible and dangerous because it doesn't mention black rights activism, including a trial run by the black community with no legal authority which found the police officers guilty.
Frankly, this movie isn't about black rights activists. It isn't about symbolic trials which could never provide effective justice. This is about the mistreatment of human beings in a chaotic environment. This is about a failure to properly hold officers to account and a trend towards passing the buck. This is about dodgy methods where the possibility of innocent people being murdered is used as an 'interrogation tactic'.
It is about a miscarriage of justice in court. Not a symbolic court, a legal court.
These ideas are dealt with powerfully and forcefully. Somehow this manages to be very emotionally powerful while essentially doing little more than a reenactment. I didn't find the pacing so effective in 12 Years A Slave or even Zero Dark Thirty. Detroit features very effective storytelling and the full harrowing significance of the events is brilliantly conveyed.
Amazing piece of cinema.
Review of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
Best thing: Judge Doon (Christopher Lloyd) is pretty great throughout, but his part in the finale is incredible.
Worst thing: So... totally evil guy turns out to be totally evil? Nice twist....
I can't say enough good things about Who Framed Roger Rabbit? It's a childhood favourite. The premise of cartoon characters walking around in a live action movie still works incredibly well visually and narratively. And Bob Hoskins provides an excellent central performance.
Review of Class of 1984 (1982)
Best thing: Roddy McDowell (the original Caesar from Planet of the Apes) is fantastic as usual. In the latter half he gets to really let loose with his role and it's amazing.
Worst thing: It feels wrong to say that a film like this went too dark. Our protagonist's actions at certain points in this film rely on an extreme level of villainy from kids in the school for their justification. But nevertheless one event in the film (where it gets particularly extreme) somewhat dampened my enjoyment of the third act. (By the way, definite *trigger warning* for this movie.)
Wow, I was expecting something a great deal more trashy. Kennedy High School is one of the tougher schools in a future where schools have metal detectors to prevent the children bringing guns and knives into school. Isn't that in place in America already?
As someone who used to work in schools on a regular basis, I found this remarkably true to life. Certainly the film has an intentional silly streak and I never saw a child knifed in school, but the way students and teachers are portrayed is definitely more plausible than in most movies. (One thing I give the Carrie remake full credit for is that it corrects the unbelievable scenes with the PE teacher from the original.)
The film had no trouble convincing me that high school children can be vile psychopaths. But the whole point of the film is to depict a particularly bad case and the film is keen to note that the bad kids will always be in a minority. Nevertheless we are shown how tough a teacher's job is made by dangerous students.
It's hard to believe a teacher would carry on in such a difficult school, yet I know there will be teachers working in more troublesome schools than I ever saw.
The violence ramps up as the film goes on and the final act is amazing. I absolutely loved this film.
Review of Class of 1999 (1990)
Best thing: Still a better depiction of teaching than most films. Also this film does the iconic "pulling the skin off a robot arm" scene from Terminator 2 a year before T2 was actually released.
Worst thing: There is a scene towards the end where head of the technology company providing the robot teachers starts monologuing. It was annoying that someone would hold people at gunpoint and even let them know he intends to kill them, yet still hold back from pulling the trigger so he can have a chat first.
As a movie about killer robots this is pretty cool, but as a sequel to Class of 1984 I thought this was brilliant.
The first movie arguably did about everything you could reasonably do with plausibly evil school kids. If you took that up a level it would detract from what was set up in the first movie.
However, the first movie was set in the near future. So what's the next stage after things are too difficult for teachers? Robot teachers! And when the teachers aren't human you can have a finale where the teachers have to be defeated without contradicting the message of the first movie. The last thing you want is to demonise teachers who stick it out in tough schools, but criticism of misuse of untested technology is a less controversial option.
I particularly like how our bad boy protagonist is actually very keen not to fall in with the bad crowd. Coming out of the detention centre, he's off the drugs and he doesn't want to get sent back into lockup for gang activity. On the other hand, he still has a reputation from his previous experience in a gang.
The effects in the final act are fairly obviously low budget, but so much fun. The two Class Of movies are both awesome sci-fi classics and well worth your time.
Review of Slipstream (1989)
Best thing: Bill Paxton makes up for some terrible dialogue with the energy of his performance and Mark Hamill is a pretty cool bad guy.
Worst thing: In the second half the film suddenly seems to believe it has some keen insights into the decadence of modern society, but it really doesn't, so the dialogue in those scenes becomes insufferable. The characterisation of the female characters is thinner than a paper bag.
What pretentious rubbish. We needed more villainous antics from Mark Hamill and less unconvincing attempts at social commentary from Bob Peck.
They had a big enough budget and a strong enough cast to make something great. What a waste.
Review of Mute (2018)
Best thing: This may be the best performance I've ever seen from Paul Rudd. He is playing a complete bastard and he's really charismatic in the role. He also has a very clearly formulated relationship with his partner in crime whose paedophilic tendencies become the most compelling part of the film (because it is utterly horrible).
Worst thing: The protagonist is completely uninteresting. The gimmick of having a protagonist who cannot speak does not even remotely pay off and the moral focus of the story whereby one villain is a paedophile is barely even noticeable to the protagonist with his more narrow focus on his vacuous relationship with his girlfriend who goes missing.
What a pity. Not terribly exciting visually, quite muddled plot-wise, the central premise of a mute protagonist in a sci-fi setting isn't terribly compelling (so I hope it works a lot better in Shape of Water) and the only saving grace is a pair of interesting villains whose plotline is barely relevant to the bland protagonist.
It seems to be two for two on Duncan Jones movies now. Moon and Source Code were great, but while we were all willing to give Jones the benefit of the doubt on Warcraft, this is now a worrying downward trend.
I don't really have much to add here, except that this is genuinely awful. Let's compare to other recent Netflix films. I thought Bright was alright. Joon-Ho Bong's tonally inconsistent Okja disappointed me, but definitely showed off the director's abilities. The Cloverfield Paradox was a bit of a mess, but an incredibly strong cast carried along the horrendous script.
But Mute is just bad. Kudos to Paul Rudd and Alexander Skarsgård for making the most of their roles and credit where credit is due, their scenes together generally work pretty well. But they don't even feel like they properly fit into the boring overall story and the world they inhabit is unengaging.
Review of Werewolf of London (1935)
Best thing: The werewolf transformation was really cool. Particularly the first where our protagonist is revealed to be increasingly wolf-like after he passes each pillar.
Worst thing: Hang on! There's a published book with guidance on how to treat lycanthropy with a rare flower from Tibet with which most people have no experience? Couldn't the film have been more campy with something like that? It felt like that was treated far too seriously. (And in a film with so much humour from the alcoholic ladies and even the man who seems to be actively questioning the wisdom of his illicit affair even while he is secretly meeting with his illicit lover.)
Werewolf of London is a pretty standard classic Universal horror movie. I enjoyed it and I particularly liked that it included comic relief sections that were very enjoyable.
Nevertheless, I found the overall plot a little tedious. Not only is this slow, but the central character doesn't have the charisma of Lon Chaney Jr. who would later star in The Wolf-Man.
Werewolf of London is fine. It's a sweet little film. But as a fan of Universal movies, I still felt something was missing.
Review of Annihilation (2018)
Best thing: A monster that has a call like a human screaming for help. So creepy!
Worst thing: Jennifer Jason Leigh's character seems to know exactly what is going to happen to her at the end, but I'm not sure how.
Ex Machina was a very smart film where characters talked like real people with realistic motivations.
Annihilation is a movie which clearly wants to convey clever ideas, but doesn't seem clear on how to do so.
When Natalie Portman says that venturing into the contaminated region is suicide, Jennifer Jason Leigh dismisses her by saying it is actually self-destruction. Jennifer Jason Leigh is clearly not using the layman's understanding of the word "self-destruction" since otherwise this would be the most ridiculous case of splitting hairs ever. But whatever psychologist or therapist concepts Jennifer Jason Leigh's character is trying to convey, I am simply left completely lost and, in any case, this is not how normal people interact.
The actions of the characters becomes increasingly irrational. And then the film becomes some kind of art film towards the end. I know they say "show don't tell", but sometimes it helps if you tell me something.
I have no idea what point this film was trying to convey. The film was fine but, as cool as the concept was, it didn't seem to lead to a particularly satisfying payoff. Some cool visuals along the way didn't make up for that.
Better luck next time Alex!
Review of The Wailing (2016)
Best thing: The visuals are quite often stunning, whether it's the scenery, effects work or a shaman's ritual.
Worst thing: Unfortunately, while the visuals and the performances are very engaging and some scenes work very well, the overall plot is convoluted. There are too many twists, particularly considering the rules of the supernatural elements are never clearly defined.
Bizarre murders are occurring and locals seem to be going psychotic. Many are blaming a Japanese man who has visited the area. Is the Japanese guy really responsible? What is the purpose of the bizarre behaviour taking place. Does any of this really matter once the plot gets needlessly convoluted?
Beautiful and stupid. Well acted and well shot but completely lacking in a decent story structure. I find films like this incredibly frustrating. It wouldn't have taken much. Just a decent finale would have been enough to give this a positive review. But in the end I found this very unrewarding.
Review of mother! (2017)
Best thing: When we seem to see war crimes and trench warfare somehow carried out in the house that was a very high exciting visual.
Worst thing: So is the meaning behind the film "God is a bit of a dick"? Because that's the meaning I felt was being conveyed....
I love Darren Aronofsky. He's one of my favourite directors. Even while I honestly dislike his Noah movie, I give him a lot of credit for what he achieves in that film and the creativity involved. (In fact, my biggest problem is that the graphic novel of Noah, which Darren Aronofsky wrote, is so much better.)
What is special about Aronofsky's movies is the intensity and the way they get under the skin. A lot of Aronofsky's movies are people being destroyed. Whether they are destroyed by drugs, ambition, grief, inability to accept change, or a horrifying message from God, Aronofsky is keen to make you share in their downfall and feel their madness. (You may be noticing that many of these themes apply to more than one Aronofsky movie.)
The trailer seemed to show the intense Aronofsky film I was hoping for and I found it hard to believe the negative reviews. But perhaps unsurprisingly, while this film isn’t lacking Aronofsky’s knack for compelling visuals and building emotions, I am not going to be recommending this particular Aronofsky film.
We do still get a character who is destroyed, but it's harder to get dragged in with the same intensity because we never really get introduced to what the destructive force is. We just get more general symbols.
Admittedly we see war crimes, human trafficking, disobedience, fears of unrequited love, false religion, rioting, abuse. The culprits are endless and yet they are tackled in such a shallow way that its hard to accept that they are really the destructive force. They are frustrating for our protagonist, certainly, but they aren't what breaks her heart.
I would say what really destroys our protagonist in that under-the-skin way is the way our God-figure, the writer in constant search for inspiration, seems unwilling to stop the chaos and take action against unruly disruptive and violent behaviour. But I can't say that I feel like mother! helps me engage with God or some kind of equivalent force of nature (since I'm personally best described as an atheist). Like our protagonist, I'm left frustrated and perplexed, which is my dominant emotional response to the film as a whole.
While mother! is beautiful and fascinating, it's lacking the catharsis of a typical Aronofsky movie. I wasn't frustrated because I was being shocked to my very core. Rather I was frustrated because mother! alienated me with its painfully obvious Biblical symbolism that feels almost irrelevant to Jennifer Lawrence's frustrated relationship with Javier Bardem's indecisive God character who seems more interested in curing his writer's block than a sustainable solution for those around him.
P.S. Spoiler I guess?
Was the scene where the Christians eat God's baby a reference to the changes he had to make from his graphic novel to the movie adaptation when making Noah? I feel like there were unfortunate compromises that must have been intended to appease the Christian audience for that movie yet really didn't pay off for anyone.
Review of Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
Best thing: The action sequences are excellent, particularly at the beginning and at the end.
Worst thing: There is no suspense in making us wonder whether Colin Firth is going to regain his spy skills or go off to study butterflies. Nobody is put at risk by him studying butterflies. Heck, after he's been shot in the head, doesn't he deserve a retirement? But we all know he's going to get his spy skills back and making us wait around is not suspenseful.
Not exactly a bad film overall, but outside of the action sequences there are way too many parts that drag and fail to build suspense effectively.
It's difficult to pinpoint how this fails. It seems so close to the formula of the first film (which is part of the problem really).
I think this Kingsman sequel doesn't take enough advantage of the fact that we've already been introduced to this world. I feel there was room to explore the Kingsman institution further, but instead we are rather hurriedly introduced to their American equivalent, Statesman, which feels much less well-defined.
Ironically, Matthew Vaughn's attempts to keep things fresh result in a film where there is very little depth. It feels almost like we are being reintroduced to the main characters rather than seeing them grow.
Yet some of the action sequences are amazing and the sense of fun remains even if it’s not so consistent.
Review of Brawl In Cell Block 99 (2017)
Best thing: I don't think there is a particular ultra-violent moment in this film that I like above all the others. But what also makes these scenes great is our protagonist's comebacks. Vince Vaughn is known for comedy films, but this isn't a comedy performance in this film. Still he does make understated witty comebacks and regularly gets angry reactions for doing so.
Worst thing: The baddies' plan feels pretty confusing by the end. Originally they appeared to have a pretty clear objective. By the end, I'm not clear on what they intend to gain from the arrangement.
I wasn't expecting to find our protagonist to be a sympathetic character, particularly when he starts by expressing behaviour that is irrational and hinting at probable domestic abuse. I mean, the controlling behaviour he exhibits is practically domestic abuse already (though it doesn't include physical contact or, as far as I recall, mental abuse in the form of insults).
Yet while the relationship the protagonist has with his significant other has a clearly rocky past, involving addiction and either a child death or miscarriage, there is some level of respect and understanding between them. The two are coping despite past problems and communication barriers.
There are plenty of films about characters with a violent past, but quite often, in films like Drive or A History of Violence this is actually a surprise and the level of violence can seem remarkable. In Brawl In Cell Block 99 Vince Vaughn's character and demeanour make it pretty clear that he probably has a violent past, but his level of competence in a fight is always on the right side of plausible.
What is rather less plausible are the threats from the ever-sinister Uro Kier. I mean seriously, if you need to pay a special kind of doctor to perform a unique procedure purely as a threat to motivate someone trapped in a prison, there are probably less expensive measures you could employ instead.
I feel that Brawl In Cell Block 99 benefits from its simplicity. The director's previous film, Bone Tomahawk, had a larger selection of characters and the story was less focused as a result. But Brawl also shares the strengths of Bone Tomahawk. It's not long before the film introduces the brutal violence. We generally don't have to wait long for a violent scene, but there is always a good reason for it.
Brawl In Cell Block 99 is a solid simple brutal film and I had a great time.
Review of Sadako Vs Kayako (2016)
I'd been waiting for this to be released for quite some time. I was hoping this would be a clear head and shoulders above the recent American Ring film "Rings". The only reason I cannot be sure whether this is actually better is because the only subtitles I could find for this film were practically incomprehensible.
There are some little moments in this film that are quite cool. A bullied kid gets the bullies to come into Kayako's house and share his fate. We also see a Buddhist trying to remove Sadako's curse from a girl by performing an exorcism.
However, the final showdown is a big disappointment. Does trying to stop the Sadako curse by watching the cursed tape in the Kayako house sound like a bad idea? Well, the spiritualism expert dressed like the Fonz is convinced that this is a great plan and, from what I could tell with my horrendous subtitles, nobody really questions this doomed strategy.
Weirdly the amount of time before Sadako murders you in this film seems to have been reduced from seven days to two just two days. That being said, surely Kayako's house shouldn't be still standing either, right?
I really appreciate the parts of this film that try to do something different, but the style of direction isn't very exciting and overall this is remarkably dull. I can't rule out the possibility that a decent set of subtitles would have made all the difference, but I doubt it.
Oh for goodness sake. Kudos to everyone who gave me the heads up that this was going to be disappointing. It's sad though, because I was looking forward to this so much.
As an adaptation this feels like a complete failure. Besides the initial meeting between Georgie and Pennywise, the horror sequences (in the first half hour at least) aren't based on anything from the book.
The hyperactive joker of the group who put on silly voices all the time in the book is now an obnoxious prick who is basically telling "your mom" jokes all the time instead.
Worst of all, the portrayal of these characters simply isn't interesting. Not least because the movie is trying to rush through to key plot points, even while it abandons a whole bunch of them to make room for generic 'scary' moments. To fit their dialogue in, we get more of a cacophony of voices than genuine carefully paced character moments.
In order to get some rushed exposition we get some really horrible parents. "How is it going to look when the son of the Rabbi can't read the Torah properly at this Bar Mitzvah", which isn't in the original book at all, so I guess this is all a longwinded way of telling us that this boy is Jewish. Then there's the other parent shouting, "Dammit, your brother's dead! Just accept it!"
I wondered whether they'd keep the implication from the book that 'It' is originally from outer space. However, from what I saw, they might as well bring in the Warrens and make this another Conjuring sequel. I'm not keen on this trend towards boring jump scare sequences. I was hoping for something where the fear would build gradually and subtly, like in Stranger Things. I guess that comparison was purely due to one of the child actors in the cast and nothing to do with the tone or style of the film.
Pennywise's early appearance was quite cool. But after half an hour of this two hour plus movie, I felt that it should have begun to grip me by then.
Having been informed that this was not the slapstick heavy travesty that the trailer portrayed, I decided to give this a go.
While perhaps not a travesty, this is very slapstick heavy right from the start. I can see that this is quite sweet, but this is very much a film to pacify small children rather than the quality we see in the best Pixar films that can enchant all age groups.
I'm not sure how the bears living deep in the woods are able to get hold of jam jars or an optician's prescription. Also wouldn't they need a decent quantity of sugar to make that marmalade? (Do they have sugar cane in that forest? Also, please tell me it’s made clear at some point that marmalade isn’t all that healthy...)
Some of the attempts to be a bit more highbrow didn't convince me either. An attempted parallel between the evacuation of children during the Second World War and an immigrant child sneaking in illegally isn't really particularly apt; not least since Paddington isn't even fleeing a war torn country.
I stuck with the film long enough to chuckle at the joke about not wanting to send Paddington to an orphanage. Overall this wasn't really made with adults like me in mind.
Review of Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Best thing: As much as the script forces together the cacophany of elements in the Marvel Universe, the bit that seemed to fit together most neatly for me was Rocket's obsession with stealing prosthetic limbs.
Worst thing: Eposition and fighting. Exposition and fighting. Not enough humour for a Marvel film.
I'm happy to review this, but I can't rate it yet because this is only half a film.
I've learnt from Matrix Reloaded and Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, that presuming that you can judge where a half finished story is going by its first instalment is unwise. (Practically nothing I expected to be resolved from Matrix Reloaded was even addressed in the follow up and instead new characters were introduced. And my favourite thing in the first Hobbit movie was Radaghast and that character has almost nothing to do in the following two films.)
I know this isn't the first Marvel film to end with unfinished plot threads, but seriously, this is a massive cliffhanger and nothing set up in the first act is really resolved by the end.
The problem this film was always going to have is that there isn't enough time for proper character development of anyone. We get a fair few revelations about this new villain Thanos and that's fortunate because this is a character that those of us only familiar with the films know pretty much nothing about. It seemed that he was this super-powerful guy who did nothing but sit on a throne.
This has some cool buildup but the finale is still to come and frankly not everything within this story fully makes sense. Thanos apparently needs all five stones, but one of the stones allows him to “re-shape reality”. Once you can re-shape reality, what more power do you really need?
Infinity War is a film that seems to benefit from being so action packed that you don’t generally have much time to think about the problems. The jokes also help. But this is not a particularly satisfying story (but could turn out to be a perfectly acceptable first chapter) and it is also far from being he funniest Marvel movie.
If there's one thing the follow up needs to do, it's to challenge Thanos' reasoning. The only reply to Thanos so far has been "But that's crazy." Okay sure, but Thanos clearly isn't the crazy mad dog killer that we were expecting and so his rationale needs to be challenged in a more direct reasoned way. I presume that is coming later, even if Thanos won't listen. In the X-Men, Magneto was relateable because he was motivated by revenge and fear. Thanos isn't so relateable... yet. I'm interested to see where the initial character set up leads in a follow up. Still, anyone who was expecting a Darth Vader-esque figure is going to be disappointed.
For a movie that is mostly a series of action sequences (and moreso than normal for a Marvel film) this does a pretty great job. I might well be returning to this fondly, but it all depends on what they do with the second half.
Review of Suburban Gothic (2014)
Best thing: *Hold up magic charm* “Always use protection!”
Worst thing: The daughter of the Latino gardener accepts the accusation that a particular necklace was stolen by her father pretty easily. Especially considering that the guy telling her this, just broke into her home.
Suburban Gothic is very silly and is a bit of a hodge podge of ideas. It’s not consistently funny, though that’s mainly the script’s fault. There’s no criticising the cast, particularly Matthew Gray Gubler in the starring role
It’s not even like it’s a badly made film. It’s well shot, well acted and well edited. It’s just that it’s a comedy that isn’t particularly consistent in its humour (mixed with horror that is never scary) and I’m not even sure what the film really wants to say. Ray Wise’s character as the dad never feels particularly believable to me. In fact, all the characters feel too quirky for their own good.
There’s a good film in here somewhere, but it’s a little too well buried. Looking forward to seeing Matthew Gray Gubler is something better.
Review of The Wrath (aka Trash Fire) (2016)
Best thing: This a clear return to the full-on black humour of Excision after Suburban Gothic was just way too safe.
Worst thing: The dark third act is perhaps it a little too reminiscent of the ending in Excision (only less powerful)
I absolutely loved the wonderfully dysfunctional central relationship in the first half. Horribly dark in a way that Suburban Gothic seemed to be side-stepping. It's a solid bit of black comedy.
But when the female member of the central couple finally learns about the source of her boyfriend's childhood trauma and continuing neuroses, she realises she has made a mistake in asking him to confront them. I think we needed a stronger reason for why our protagonists do not do a runner quite early into the second half and we deserved a better payoff as a consequence for their decision to stick around.
This still doesn't have the genius of Excision, but it's an improvement on Suburban Gothic. Richard Bates Jr is definitely one to continue to keep an eye on. (Also pleased to see a returning Matthew Gray Gubler and AnnaLynne McCord though neither really had enough to work with.)
Review of Loving (2016)
Best thing: When the lawyers advise as to what the main content of the opposing lawyers' argument is likely to be, it really hit home how horrible the situation is.
Worst thing: The characters aren't the most distinctive, but my biggest problem is that the information provided in text on screen at the end actively contradicts the depictions of the characters in the film. Mildred Loving is said to have always been shy of the press, yet we see her actively inviting the press to interview her during the main story.
This has some great acting and it is absolutely beautiful, but in the end it feels like it is missing character. Our central actors are doing their best with the material but in the end they are playing quite quiet and somewhat withdrawn people.
I do feel good about the fact that this doesn't do the Oscar bait thing of having the characters build to self-righteous emotional outbursts. These are ordinary people in an extraordinary situation. They aren't interested in taking big risks or making a stand. They just feel a connection to one another and a connection to their home and their roots, so they act accordingly and are shocked that anyone else should take issue with these those actions.
Arguably our protagonists are a little naive. But when a lawyer is offering to take on their case, they are sensibly cautious.
As much as the characters felt a bit too ordinary for me, I did get caught up in the story. Yet the information that appeared on screen at the end made clear that even what we were shown here, as low key as it was, may still have misrepresented some small details.
In the film, the female member of our central couple persuades her husband that they need to invite the media because it serves an important purpose and is in their interest to do so. The text in the final moment of the film insists that this character later refuses to talk to the press because she has always been shy of them. This suggests her arc where she gains the strength to share her personal life and become a public figure did not unfold in real life in quite the way it is depicted.
I'm personally going to say this is Jeff Nichols worst film and that is a real compliment to Jeff Nichols. This is, at least, a better than average biopic. It has strong acting, beautiful shots, solid pacing, compelling storytelling but in the end it doesn't go the extra mile.
Biopics are often rather less impressive because filmmakers are limited by the source material and often it takes a big bombastic character or a unique visual approach to make a serious impact. (Bronson and American Splendour come instantly to mind, though Capote is one that I think succeeds using a more traditional approach.)
This is a solid biopic about one couple's struggle for their marriage to be legally allowed in their state. Well worth your time, but not exactly a thrill ride.
Review of Coco (2017)
Best thing: Absolutely beautiful. It almost goes without saying with Pixar movies now, but seriously this is the most visually stunning Pixar movie yet. Gorgeous patterns and colours, including the beautiful spirit animals.
Worst thing: I guessed the third act 'twist' well in advance. The world building we see in the land of the dead was not predictable, but the basic storyline definitely is.
Less a musical and more a film that happens to involve people performing music. Really good music too. When we did the Letterboxd Oscars I looked up the song "Remember Me" on Youtube and I must have stumbled on some kind of horrendous remix because it was cheesy and terrible. The version of Remember Me as performed in the movie is a lot better, but it's not the best song in the film.
It's a pity that the plotline is so obvious. It's a neat little plot and very sweet, but don't expect to be surprised.
That being said, unlike the Pixar movie Up, they save the super-tearjerker scene til the end this time. Coco might not be the best Pixar movie, but it has the stunning visuals and emotional depth we expect from their better efforts.
The world of the dead is a fantastic landscape for the filmmakers' creativity and it puts the lousy Book of Life film from about 4 years ago to shame. Fun, beautiful and powerful. Loved it.
Review of All The Money In The World (2017)
Best thing: Christopher Plummer. Frankly it's difficult to imagine anyone else in the role.
Worst thing: Mark Wahlberg. He is completely eclipsed by the rest of the cast. I simply had no sense of what kind of person he was trying to portray beyond what is revealed in the lines of the script. There is absolutely no depth to his performance.
A fairly run-of-the-mill Ridley Scott movie. The ideas are interesting enough but frankly the plot just plods along.
That's not to say there aren't good moments here, but it feels rather baggy overall. This is a solid film but I didn't feel it had the Ridley Scott magic this time.
Perhaps it's not so surprising that I found this a little underwhelming. It is essentially a biopic and that can often be a challenge to adapt. Often we all too easily accept incredible elements in films either because we don't know they really happened or because we presume the storytellers are taking creative license with events.
The story of the richest man alive is interesting, even to the point where the scenes with Christopher Plummer are more interesting than the scenes involving the kidnapping.
Review of A Dog's Will (original title: O Auto da Compadecida) (2000)
Best thing: There are so many great characters, but a farcical sequence where the baker's wife finds she has double-booked her lovers is absolutely hilarious.
Worst thing: While I think it works just fine this does go VERY Catholic towards the end. Even then, however, the jokes keep coming.
When I was looking through most popular movies on Letterboxd, this one came up. Most reviewers seem to be from Brazil and my one Letterboxd friend who had even seen it comes from Brazil (shoutout to Daniel Rodriguez). Nearly everyone really liked this film with the word 'classic' coming up quite often in reviews.
Quite honestly, this movie is blooming hilarious. It's a fast-paced farce, but absolutely brilliantly constructed.
But there is some pretty cool satire here too. I mean seriously, this film shows the clergy as money-grabbing and pompous. It even starts with a joke about the Jesus story as our loveable prankster protagonists promote a religious film as if it were an action movie. This film also features Jesus Christ asserting that government organisations are useless. Yet for all this subversion against authority figures, there is no way this film could be accused of being impious.
Frenetically paced and wonderfully silly, yet with real heart too. Brilliant!
Review of Arena (1989)
Best thing: While much of this feels like a very limited budget, some of the alien designs are superb.
Worst thing: "There's an old saying: 'When it's over it's over.' And guess what? It's over." Oh my goodness, such lame dialogue!
More like a really great tv pilot than a mediocre stand-alone movie, Arena has a bit of a cheap but fun Star Trek feel to it. It's therefore fitting that Armin Shimerman who played Quark in Deep Space Nine appears here as a character called Weezil.
Arena has some great world building but gets really cheesy and annoyingly predictable in places. If there'd been a more interesting payoff in the third act I might have been recommending this one. It was fun watching it unfold and this film has no shortage of charm, but unfortunately the story never goes anywhere that exciting with its premise.
Review of But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
Best thing: When it is noted that our protagonist's mother was the main breadwinner at one point, her father gets horribly and so unfairly berated by the leader of the anti-gay camp.
Worst thing: The idea that a masochist is enjoying her 'negative reinforcement' using a shock stick is funny enough. However, it's horrible to think there are kids out there who are basically being conditioned to avoid physical contact through similar means (physical contact with anyone, not just one gender) and this film dodges the full horror of anti-gay camps. That being said, this is able to make some important points by being a movie we can comfortably laugh at.
Solid comedy in the vain of Clueless, Easy A or Edge of Seventeen. Great fun. Very silly but in a wonderfully deliberate way.
I particularly love how absurdly colourful the movie is. The absurdity of the whole situation is elevated by the bright garish colours. The cruel truths behind this story of how gay people are not tolerated by their own families is not something this film can ever fully address (though it does so more than the movie “Saved” which seemed to entirely dismiss anti-gay camps as harmless), but the visual style makes clear that this is a cartoon version of the situation.
When I was at university I spent a while living with mostly gay or bi housemates and But I'm A Cheerleader held pride of place on their DVD shelf (though they wrongly thought I wouldn't like it). In spite of this, I’m told that the SJW crowd are not pleased with this film. That being said, my own google search on the film seemed to show widely positive views on the film. I guess if you search for people with negative opinions on something on the internet, you’re pretty much guaranteed to find them.
So, even if there really are SJWs condemning this positive life-affirming lesbian romantic comedy to the flames, I am going to side with nearly all my Letterboxd friends and some gay, lesbian and bi friends of mine in adoring this piece of comic genius.
Review of Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)
Best thing:“Bali Ha'i may call you!” *mimes as if holding a telephone*
Worst thing: The whole psychological block of Nicolas Cage's character, preventing him from committing to a marriage, feels like lip service. It's not really something we are supposed to take too seriously even though it is central to the plot.
Somehow I never noticed the over the top craziness of Nicolas Cage's performance in this film before. It seems like prior to his action films like Face/Off and The Rock I didn't think of Nicolas Cage as a punchline the way he often seems to be viewed today. But perhaps that's actually because Cage's style of acting is more suited to comedy?
Certainly Cage's style of acting fits right in with films like Raising Arizona and Adaptation. In films where there is a wacky aspect anyway, even if it's just your normal comedy tone, Cage fits right in.
Sarah Jessica Parker is actually pretty great here playing almost the opposite of a damsel in distress as she is led away by James Caan who is fantastic as usual.
I suppose it could be funnier but the jokes seemed pretty consistent to me and the whole thing is rather charming.
Simply great fun. Very glad to find this still holds up so well.
Review of Audition (1999)
Best thing: That's some unorthodox acupuncture there... Also, right at the end the time shifting dream-like structure seriously pays off.
Worst thing: That wire really cuts through bone like that? I mean, even accepting that she is wearing gloves, wouldn’t you need to be supremely strong to exert that kind of pressure? Then again, I’m not sure this movie wants us to take it so seriously. There’s somewhat of a comic book style to all this.
The only other Takeshi Miike film I've seen is Thirteen Assasins. I was quite confused by the move from incredibly dark and brutal drama to somewhat goofy action with a bit of magical realism thrown in. The awkward mixture of tones prevented me from being able to fully enjoy the long chaotic battle at the climax of the film.
Audition is another film with a mixture of tones, but somehow I could totally run with it this time.
As much as I don't want to spoil the film, it would be irresponsible not to reveal that this is a horror film. It's been said elsewhere on Letterboxd that our central villain is so much hotter when she is being sadistically evil; and it's so true!
The nightmarish time jumps and loss of reality reminds me a bit of Italian horror, but I guess it is more the influence of anime behind this. In Italian horror it often feels like the randomness shows a lack of care. In Audition, by contrast, each shift into madness and grotesque violence is a meticulously crafted note in a terrifying symphony.
Superbly haunting and one of the greatest horror films of the century.
Kiri kiri kiri kiri! *shudders*
Review of Essex Boys (2000)
Best thing: Great performances and well constructed relationships between characters. Tom Wilkinson is always great.
Worst thing: We all love Alex Kingston. She's brilliant. We know this. But her role in this film is conspicuously contrived. I'm sure it seemed like a great idea to introduce a femme fatale but her actions in the third act are not plausible.
The cast is pretty great. So it's a pity the story is not more compelling. Certainly we get a clear impression of how horrible the Essex gangsters are, but rather than becoming more complicated the plot actually seems to become more clear-cut and contrived as the film goes on.
Initially there is so much we don't know. Sean Bean takes savage revenge on a man for being a 'grass'. But this man is working in a warehouse storing gutted fish and that's all we know about him. And we are introduced to this world through Sean Bean's driver who is himself a bit of a mystery.
The problem with this film essentially lies with
Alex Kingston. And it's really not her fault. She is absolutely magnificent. But I wonder whether if the filmmakers thought "More
Alex Kingston, make her role bigger." They end up making her so central to the plot that it becomes utterly ludicrous.
Let's talk about the central premise of the film. We are told right from the start that there was a real incident which left three dead, two with life sentences and one going into witness protection. The further we go into the film, the clearer it becomes that this is ALL the scriptwriters knew about this real life incident too.
Another great talent here besides Alex Kingston is Tom Wilkinson. And yeah, Sean Bean is cool too. There's no lack of good performances. But the plot wants us to believe it's all true to life and that just makes it seem all the more contrived. There is certainly room for some suspension of disbelief, but when the movie throws in a 'clever twist' it is encouraging us to consider the plot in more depth leaves itself vulnerable to scrutiny as a result.
Review of Moonlight (2016)
Best thing: I suppose the best thing is probably the love scene half way through the film. It plays out in a way that is tasteful and realistic while also having a good sense of cinematic style.
Worst thing: With a super-simple plot, this is basically a short film padded out to feature length. As such it's a long build up to very little. The film even essentially misses out the second act and still feels slow.
Initially when watching this film I was horribly aware that this big Oscar winner was every bit the film I feared it would be. Slow pacing, inexpressive central protagonist, and clearly coming across like misery porn in the way our protagonist is most clearly defined by his lousy circumstances rather than his unique personality or his interesting life.
When our protagonist grows up, the story seems to finally have an opportunity to move forward properly. Our protagonist is still withdrawn, but it feels easier to understand why he is being quiet. In this stage it feels like he has some agency rather than passively allowing things to happen to him.
But just when it feels like we finally have a personal story with proper stakes, the film makes a huge time jump. The protagonist has massively changed body type, the mother's situation has also changed enormously, and it's all happened out of sight.
I know most people presumably won't have much issue with this one classroom scene. However, as someone who used to work in a school, it bugged me.
The bully won't stop talking when asked, but is quick to leave the classroom when asked. Okay, maybe, but I didn't find the scene played out very convincingly.
But why is the protagonist picked out as if his lack of focus on the lesson is unique, even though we can see at least two other students paying no attention to the lesson either? Was I supposed to think the protagonist was especially unfocused by comparison to the others, or is it perhaps that he's just known for being inattentive and that's why the teacher addresses him first?
Moonlight has a very slow start, quite a slow middle, skips a whole important section of the protagonist's life, before quite a slow end. This a very simple story told in a very simple way. It's fine. I can't say I really enjoyed it all that much. I give the movie credit for the tastefully made love scene on the beach but besides that I don't really understand what the fuss is about.
Review of Shin Godzilla (2016)
Best thing: The Godzilla sequences are fantastic. Godzilla fires lazers from his back now?
Worst thing: The characters aren't really the focus. We are simply introduced to all of the officials in charge of handling a crisis, but not in an interesting personal way like in Eye In The Sky. There's certainly no romantic subplot like in the original 50s Gojira movie.
Do we need a Japanese Godzilla reboot? Well, no. Godzilla is a classic. But do we want one? Sure! Bring it on. With so many Godzilla movies already, mostly with a fairly low budget and/or trashy, there's always room for a Godzilla movie that looks as polished as Shin Godzilla to add to the pile.
For all the criticisms I might level at this film, I will say right now, it is way better than the American movie. Gareth Edwards, I love your work, and you had a lot of ambitious sequences that the Japanese were not trying to match here. But with that being said, there are effects sequences here that are astounding and the plot is much more engaging.
You might not think this is going to be the one with the better effects when Godzilla first turns up. Godzilla initially looks very weird, but there is a good reason for this. Stick with it, because eventually you will see the Godzilla we know and love. And as the plot unfolds we get some absolutely amazing confrontations between Godzilla and the military.
It has been noted that all Godzilla does it move, but frankly that's all Godzilla ever did. Godzilla doesn't eat people. Godzilla just walks around and causes havoc. And it's no surprising to hear that Godzilla's source of energy is nuclear fission. He's like a 20th century dragon. A fire breathing reptile that can easily fend off the might of a modern army.
The new take on Godzilla explored here parallels the reactor leaks that Japan had to deal with. We see Godzilla from the perspective of the government countering a disaster.
Every figure involved in the process and the bureaucratic red tape inevitably involved is all shown in, frankly, way too much detail. I started trying to ignore the titles of the various figures in order to have a hope in hell of keeping up with the subtitles of actual speech.
One awkward thing is that the main English speaking character, playing the American ambassador who happens to be Japanese herself, is clearly an actress who has Japanese, not English, as her first language. For the Japanese audience, there isn't much issue here, but I whenever she is speaking English I felt I would still be better off with subtitles.
Instead of a relationships as in the first movie, we have Japanese politicians making career plans. It's nice to have a change but it's a very different sort of drama.
I still prefer the original Gojira but Shin Godzilla is definitely one of the better Godzilla movies and if you are monster movie fan you shouldn't miss it.